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NEW: Uganda grants operating license to Starlink.

@Adele_lide "You are a young girl and you don't know anything" munajua huyu ni mwalimu na kuna mzazi anamlipa ndio afunze mtoto wake😭😭😭

I'm proud of you girl. We are separating noisemakers from the factual minds

@kericho_Baddie Don't take it. Your mum is right. Having zero money is better unlike having 8k monthly.

My mom ananishow not to take 8k supermarket job coz ntaenda kuteseka while my Dad anasema nianze kujitegemea by taking the job . 😩🫠Both are my parents , whose advice should I follow?

@___Dan___9 Black ice na blunts tu ndio atafagia mingi.

“Bro uskii mom anaclean room yako”😹

Wait Jesus is gay?

@Mwafreeka 😹😹Kelele mingi. 2027 iko karibu, kama watu wako kadii wako kadii, kama hawako kadii tutajua tu.

Coz some are woke 🤡 🤡 but others are just B.N (bitter niggaz)

After 3 good years of receiving beatings from my wife I'm finally divorced

@polo_kimanii Juu ni bottom up, hao ndio main focus. Wewe ni middle class brat, uko na nyumba you don't need affordable housing, uko na private insurance you don't need SHA.

You look at those saying Tutam they are even much poorer than those who’re against Ruto. Mwingine ata hawezi afford meco. Schoolfees alichangiwa,Bibi alipotea juu aliona jamaa ni kumbavu. Yani ni masaibu tupu!

@ntvkenya 😹 😹 😹

Patriarchy, not feminism, is failing Kenyan boys zurl.co/zBzQj

@DCI_Kenya Kume kuwa na shortage ya maforeign kwani muliaamua kufanya kazi cha ukwelo?

DETECTIVES ARREST TWO SUSPECTS, SEIZE NARCOTICS AT A GARAGE IN RUAKA Detectives from the Anti-Narcotics Unit (ANU) and the Transnational Organised Crime Unit (TOCU) have successfully apprehended two suspects, recovering a substantial cache of narcotics at an auto spare and garage shop in Ruaka, Nairobi County. Acting on intelligence, the team raided the said auto spare and garage shop in Riverside. Initial searches of the shop yielded no results, but persistence paid off when a thorough search of the compound led to the recovery of narcotic drugs. Among those recovered were 4 bales of cannabis sativa, wrapped in yellow and green cello tape, neatly packed in a blue metallic box. Additionally, the team recovered 12 blue carrier bags filled with cannabis, stashed inside a white bucket; 26 ziplock bags with 49 rolls of cannabis each; 20 more ziplock bags containing cannabis; and their tools of trade, including a digital weighing scale and an automatic vacuum sealer, along with assorted packaging materials and rolling papers, pointing out to what appears to be a well-organized network dedicated in packaging and distribution of narcotics. Two suspects, Nasiim Abdallah and Trevas Mungai Okoth, were arrested on the spot and are currently held at Muthaiga Police Station, awaiting processing and arraignment. Meanwhile, all seized items are being detained as exhibits. #FichuaKwaDCI. Call 0800 722 203 (Toll-free) or WhatsApp at 0709 570 000 to report anonymously. Usiogope!

@RichkiddWizzy Mimi ningemuaacha apo..... Weeh!

Is waking up early, taking your baby to school a big deal,,,, aaaah

@WashiraX ksh 100, utatupata apo jioni 6pm tumepanga line. Gari inafika 7: 45 pm.

@youngmacwizzy If one can afford super metro, they are not maskini. Unajua fare ni ngapi?

Hello super metro. I boarded your bus to promote you during this tough fuel times. Mnaona haka kachuma? Nimeenda kukaa chini. Haka kachuma kamenigonga karibu kanitoe magoti. I am feeling sharp pain mpaka kwa bone marrow. I don't how I'll alight.

She single handedly cooked that fala 😆

@dombwosque24823 Tulipea juu ya bottom up economic agenda, a solid manifesto. Bado nyinyi munafanya concerts na walhuya?

Si mlipea Ruto kura ju ako na strong political muscle ,aura na charisma? Tulieni🤣

@Bookten8 C unamuuliza tu.... "Niaje, nilikuwa nauliza kama wewe ni NIS?"

Unajuaje mtu ni NIS?

@johnnjenga They are in the next room, cooking for them.

No woman at the US China summit in 2026. ⚖️

@RichkiddWizzy "Explain me better....." mm naweza cheka asf! 😹😹😹"I am in my physical"

A young woman born in 2001 reportedly caused a scene near Archives in Nairobi CBD after undressing in public. Witnesses say she later began speaking emotionally, attracting a large crowd and sparking mixed reactions online.

@AmbrosMr_ Maybe ametumwa na shetani

Ukiona dem anajitolea kukuja kwako willingly unafaa ujiulize maswali mingi sana.