Agent Zero

It's a poker game, and who has the best hand?

Airline logic

So we traded them nukes and a Hormuz toll-booth, for a 2% SPZ rally?? And now they control who exports what under OPEC?? With wins like this…

Basically no different than trump turning around and going home Opec is dead Iran sets the global oil price Congrats to all involved

🚨 Iran is threatening strikes on data centers operated by Amazon, Microsoft, and Oracle across the Middle East.

@TMTLongShort In WW2, US was the factory of the world, UK was the world’s incumbent global reserve currency & our best ally. UK needed weapons. US said “We’ll make them, but we’ll only take USD or gold - no GBP.” China is now the world’s factory - what do you think they’re gonna say? 🤔

Larry Fink: “If I allowed more people to redeem, I’m not a fiduciary to those who are staying in”. It’s an admission that the reported NAV is bogus.

@KobeissiLetter We don't know what to believe. Soon we won't even know if the numbers on the screen are real.

BREAKING: Iran tells the US it does not want to hold peace talks with US envoys Witkoff and Kushner and prefers negotiating with JD Vance instead, per CNN.

BREAKING: Just five minutes before Trump's announcement to halt the attacks on Iran, massive trades reportedly hit the market. In one move, $1.5 billion in S&P 500 (ES) futures was bought while $192 million in oil (CL) futures was sold. These orders were 4–6x larger than anything else at the time. The trader seemingly made huge gains. Unusual.

I believe Iran state media over my own government. How the fuck did we end up here? WTF?!?

5 minutes before Trump’s announcement: * $1.5B notional worth of S&P500 (ES) futures are bought in a single clip. * $192M notional of oil futures (CL) sold. More than 4x-6x any other trade size during the market close. Insiders profited from his lies in broad daylight!

@adamscochran fukkin disgusting

@Mr_Derivatives It's called futures.

It’s time for 24/7 trading. I know it’s inevitable coming. But let’s fast track it more shall we? Not saying everyone has to participate in it. If you don’t agree, don’t participate. But there definitely is a very strong interest and demand for it. Give traders the option to trade around the clock. It’s time.

"It is legitimate to judge an event by its outcome for it is the soundest criterion." -Clausewitz

Trump's best SAVAGE comeback ever!!🔥 Japanese Reporter to Trump: "Why didn't you tell us before you struck Iran?" Trump: "Why didn't you tell us about Pearl Harbor?"

All of these publicly available artificial intelligence platforms designed to be mass adopted; Grok, ChatGPT, Deepseek, Google Gemini and Anthropic are pitched as technology breakthroughs. In reality, the most efficient way to scale control is to remove cluttered human variables. Emotion. Intuition. Conscience and re-route human perception through something predictable. AI. A machine mediated perception layer is the perfect upgrade. Curate attention. Shape beliefs and standardize the human mind. Your perception becomes their property.

UNDEFEATED

@acrossthespread Does MoF still try to defend 160 or has the oil price spike changed the calculus, now willing to raise ceiling?

Takaichi said Japan is preparing to release 15 days worth of private sector reserves and one month of state reserves. "We have decided to release reserves without waiting for the formal decision on an internationally coordinated release in cooperation with the International Energy Agency (IEA)," the prime minister said ahead of an online meeting of G7 leaders to review the situation in the Middle East.

@brian_armstrong The endless possibilities for fraud. Wow.

Very soon there are going to be more AI agents than humans making transactions. They can’t open a bank account, but they can own a crypto wallet. Think about it.

Energy crisis is the last thing needed during a rolling credit blowup across a $2 trillion asset class