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hyperliquid is the home of all finance. within this home, bald bröthers houses every baldiö ready to dive deep into hyperEVM. brick by brick, we’re building what will soon bring that dream to life baldiö ✨

@tptrades @Hypurr Thanks you TO for your continued efforts to the hyperliquid eco

@Hypurr thanks for the tag cat I will continue to hold your tokenized form on the Hyperliquid blockchain until fair value (50 billion)

happy PURR day, marking the 2 year anniversary of spot on hyperliquid thank you @tptrades for the birthday pic

@BitcoinMagazine @tptrades waiting on tge and points

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 NYSE plans to launch a platform enabling 24x7 trading of U.S.-listed equities and ETFs.

@cascade_xyz Less than 5 seconds lmao how

The $2M pre-allocation cap has been filled. Further announcements will follow.

@cascade_xyz the future is cascade

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@rickspeed_ @cascade_xyz early

i’ve been on the hunt for up-and-coming perp platforms that could offer more than what’s already out there 🧠 good mix of innovation & being early... keeping eyes on @cascade_xyz

@rickspeed_ I have

would you bid this chart trillions

@nat__again @wizardofsoho sikh help

@wizardofsoho brother

Hypothetically, would you rather be like a little slave to the baddest girl on this planet, Total fucking smoke show. There's not one dude that doesn't think she's hot. So she usually starts by pulling you out of your cage in the morning and says, who's been my good little boy? And you're like, I have, I have. And she's like, no, mommy said never to say that. And then you start like crying and like whimpering and you start barking, you know, because you want to like please mommy. And she's like, good boy, good boy. Who's a good boy? And then she'll like spit on you a little bit and you're like you know, like panting and shit and she just keeps spitting on you. And you're like, you don't want to disappoint her, you know? So you're like, you know, pretending that you kind of like it, but in like a really weird way, you actually like do like it. So then she'll like dress you up in like a little like furry costume and like put you in and out of your cage. And then sometimes she'll actually like invite your family over. And when she invites your family over, she makes you put on the little costume and she's like, bark, be a good boy. And you're like sitting there jumping up and down on all fours, like, woof woof barking and shit. And then she like invites your family over and you're wearing your like full out, like furry costume. And your mom's just kind of like looking at you and she's just, you know, crying. And your dad is looking at you like, what the fuck did I do to my son? Like, how did I just fuck him up this bad? And all the while, like, she's just laughing, you know, but your dad's, you know, he's like, ah, you know, at least like the chick that's doing this to him is like kind of hot, that's like the only redeeming thing I guess that's going on. And right before your family's about to leave, she just looks at you and she's like, piss yourself, right now. And then in front of your family, you just start peeing all over your little furry costume. Your mom's just still crying, your dad's just even more horrified. Everyone, they just hate you. You know that you're just a complete and utter disappointment to your entire family, but you don't care because this is the hottest chick in the entire world and the hottest chick that you will ever get with in your entire life. So then after your family leaves, you know, she's like, oh, you've been a good boy today, hon. She'll tell you to like come here. And she's like, mommy wants to play with you tonight. And then you're, you know, yipping and jumping for joy and shit. And then, you know, she proceeds to pull out her 14 inch dildo and she destroys you all night long. And you don't really like it, but like at the same time you do like it. You've learned to like it and she loves it. She just loves doing this to you every single night, every night. And then she puts you back in your cage and you start all over again. Or would you rather have 10 Bitcoin?

@rickspeed_ @TaikiMaeda2 Optimism

@TaikiMaeda2 low key could still be anxiety

@rickspeed_ @Crypto_Chase @saylor Pre euphoria

@Crypto_Chase @saylor what stage of the market is this

₿elieve🧡

@theghost_alb @baldbrothers_ bäldish on tomorrow

nobody knows what tomorrow holds, but as long as Jeff keeps doing everything right, the bröthers will stay bald. Hyperliquid Nfts @baldbrothers_

@baldbrothers_ There will never be another hyperliquid

There will never be another Hyperliquid. Thank you for your attention on this matter. baldiö ✨

I am my bald and my bald is me Gg @baldbrothers_ Hyperliquid NFTs

@theghost_alb @baldbrothers_ I am bäld bäld is me

@yourfaveponzi that’s the idea

BALD LONELY POOR

@rickspeed_ bäldish

killer combo of $HYPE & $GLXY until the end of the year should be fun ✨

@baldbrothers_ bäldio through thick and thin

the bald brös kept trading through this downturn. we checked the chain - the hyperliquid mission remains the same. & we’ll be here for it all. baldiö ✨

@rickspeed_ XPL gang

two coins I bought $BTC sub 100k $HYPE - no explanation needed, hyperliquid $XPL - no explanation needed, trillions never fade green. lets see how this next leg goes.