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You can see the exact moment Jane Street stopped trading cocaine futures in 2011

@bubbleboi And if you can find blow in sf, it’s sketchy as fuck blow

@DividendGrowth @chasedownleads thoughts?

My wife's paycheck was just deposited to our joint checking account. That's passive income.

@cremieuxrecueil Bruh

April 2, 2026 measles update: 2026 is shaping up to be a record year for measles cases, with the virus circulating at levels not seen since the last major outbreak in the late-'80s/early-'90s.

@bryan_johnson got another experiment for you

Are all $HIMS investors retarded?

Bought deep OTM QQQ puts at market open today

House Infosys

@DeepDishEnjoyer White or red wine?

the server in the first class lounge was flabbergasted by a lady entering and asking for ice in her glass of wine lol

@MattMass301 @uncledoomer Shit I feel stupid now. Might delete my original comment 😓

@yoursregarded @uncledoomer thats the entire fucking point you idiot

for $2000 you can buy 10 polaroid cameras and 1000 shots of instant film and just hand them out to your guests and have an infinitely better and more quirky set of wedding photos than what youd get from a failed art student who just uses lightroom presets

@MattMass301 @uncledoomer Bro this is a terrible picture lmao

Photography isn’t a profession that should be taken seriously, I spent $800 on a Sony, took car pictures, went and advertised them, and then got like $3k in gigs and then bounced. Adobe lightroom at this point is point and click masking and editing. Should be a hobby that connects people not whatever the fuck 16k for wedding photos is

@Fort @ptichushka @DeepDishEnjoyer Don’t tempt me with a good time ;)

@yoursregarded @ptichushka @DeepDishEnjoyer Swing by our SF for a demo :-)

@DeepDishEnjoyer @ptichushka @Fort This will be the theranos of wearables. No shot it’ll accurately and automatically track strength training

@ptichushka @Fort this is just a wrist band? how does that conceptually work

@PurpGoldLakers Goat

PRE GAME INTERVIEW: “I think, I’ve been through a lot of different situations. Coming off the bench, starting, playing 20 minutes, playing 30 minutes, playing 40 minutes. I think for me to be at this point, the seventh career year, it’s going to be my eighth year next year, I think I’m ready for anything. I can just do a lot of different things. And you know the team, we have a lot of different players, a lot of different roles, I wasn’t really a three-point shooter, but I had to kind of fix that part, and now I’m comfortable to shoot those threes. I’m always ready for whatever the team need me to do.” Rui on what has allowed the Lakers to be successful regardless of what position he is

@Mindset4Money_X @litteralyme0 Sleepy joe because we could actually sleep at night

He was called sleepy Joe for a reason 😅

@Polymarket My portfolio is saved!

BREAKING: Palm Beach International Airport being officially renamed to “President Donald J. Trump International Airport”

Enjoy my YTD loss porn you filthy degens

@lalovestrump If you’re in la complaining about “socialist scum” it’s the biggest self report. Just means you’re too ugly and poor to enjoy one of the best cities in the world

Los Feliz is so overhyped I’d much rather live in Burbank and then you don’t have to deal with all the crap in la and the socialist scum in charge You can drive or take an uber to the “hip” places in Los feliz in like 15 minutes or less from Burbank .. It’s a bunch of people from other states that bought into the hype that they have to live in neighborhoods like Los feliz , echo park blah blah They are called “gentrified” but still dirty so not really gentrified

@corporatedudes Missing the sunglasse, resting heart rate pushing 140, and 20 texts from the missus

POV: Coming back from vacation and realizing it’s all just a memory now