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Leaving it unshaved as leverage to not get laid unplanned >>>>>
Tohria 💋@MhizTohria
You just have a poor hygiene. I shave every weekend and I haven't had s3x since the beginning of the year
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Men use bodas because they're late
Ladies use bodas because they don't know where they're going
Charlotte Asaaba@AsaabaCharlotte
All these bodas are carrying women, and we are entering the weekend, or is it what I think?
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There's no single man in his 40s....
Maama Uganda@MaamaUganda02
I can never troll anyone’s man because of what I’ve gone through with my cute age mates, I might just end up with a senior citizen one day!
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@BwikizoFelix @weskambale I was in Mwanza last December. Everything about that city was fun. Will definitely go back. You can use Isamilo bus from Namayiba direct to Mwanza. It's about 100k-120k. That bus is good as well
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@weskambale Am interested in Bukoba and Mwanza. I dont know whether there exist buses from Kampala to Bukoba. But it's a must do on my list.
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it's about 70k-100k (max) from kampala to kigali by bus.. so prep 200k for transport
you can do an airbnb for 2 nights at 200k
you can checkout a few places for less than 200k
roughly a budget of 500k - 700k is enough
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it's about 90k to 150k (max) from kampala to nairobi by bus, so prep 300k for transport
airbnbs are cheaper in nairobi than anywhere else in east africa
you can get a decent airbnb in westlands for 2 nights at 200k or less
shop in carrefour supermarkets.. visit uhuru park, kicc, westgate mall, etc
a budget of 700k to 1m is enough for nairobi
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you can even go to kisumu which is nearer.. or nakuru.. you can go to arusha, or mwanza..
travelin' within east africa, by road, is not expensive as we're often meant to believe and then we fear to travel
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for kenya and tanzania you need a yellow fever card, for rwanda you don't
Chrismas Mucunguzi@ChrismasMKhan
At 28, nothing hurts me more than never having traveled outside Uganda, yet I have a passport. Absolutely nothing 😢😢
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UPDATE:
When I shared Rena’s story, @TumukundeTT generously offered to educate her up to Senior Four. What a truly Godly and kind-hearted man. 🙏
We are now on a mission to raise UGX 800,000 to clear her results slip so that she can immediately start school.
So far, we have raised UGX 403,000. Thank you to everyone who has contributed.
Kindly keep the support coming. Once the full amount is raised, I will personally go to her school, clear the balance, and take Rena to Tonny’s office. I will then update you all on the next steps.
0700690045-Kwikiriza Gideon 🙏

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@kimbugwekizito @simple_shamim What was fun about breaking Bad!!! Walter coughing every after 3 minutes???? Everything average .
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The problem is not the show buddy.
thuli tia@itsssthulsss
you guys lied about breaking bad. i couldn’t even finish S1 i was so bored 😭✋🏾
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@AmPaulemedu20 @roxie_ug If you keep waiting for them to pile up, you are missing the actual fun😹. Some of us report daily to that page.
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KULTHUM, The Iranian serial killer who killed her 13 Husbands.
Kulthum Akbari is an Iranian serial killer who married 19 times & arrested in 2023 after confessing to murdering her 82-year-old husband and 13 men over a twenty-year span, though investigations suggest she may have killed over 20 men through a scheme involving multiple fraudulent marriages.
Operating in Sari, Iran, between 2001 and 2023, Akbari targeted elderly husbands, marrying them before killing them.


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@ysfjl2 our boy Katiko was benched for good🙌🙌 women😭😭😭😭
BBS TEREFAYINA@bbstvug
Wuuno Omumbuti Eyagaana Okwenyooma olw’Ekikula kye, Mufumbo era Eyeekolera Emirimu gye.#Ageesigika
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@SidiePlatnumz @excluive_bizz They said she turned a year older... Yeyongedeko omwaka gumu.
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@excluive_bizz Celebrities bava buto nga basala emyaka
Is that picture of a 1 yr old girl
Temukisussa nammwe
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@DailyMonitor Ladies are not really honest. If she want a smart phone, she'd have informed her husband before thing become worse.
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Husband stabs wife to death over smartphone in Lira.
Reports indicate that Atoo acquired her smartphone on loan, but her husband became suspicious that it could have been given to her by another man #MonitorUpdates bit.ly/40xMbgV?utm_me…
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As per the concept of hybrid vigour, the farther from your roots you marry the better your children will be. Do whatever you like with this information.
Jemima💄@thisismeeema
What’s the weirdest fact you wish you didn’t know about the human body?
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@VanessahKurora You'll probably hit him there on his side hussle as sfc
😂😂
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