Chris White

@DailyMailAU Oh shit.

Woman who tumbled into a sewage pit in an outdoor toilet was trapped waist-deep in human faeces for THREE HOURS before she was finally rescued trib.al/x7SiO5i

@OlyFiz @dresserman Does exactly this in Australia.

@dresserman Will it contain sell by date & get stopped at till/scan your own if out of date? Be interesting to see how it works. Dates on sausages was something I complained about often when I merched for Tesco.

No surprise to anyone that Tesco are first to the 2D barcodes.

@MosmanBarb @DailyMailAU Facts.

@DailyMailAU That Whittakers in the corner is a much better chocolate. And no palm oil.

&MORE: Cadbury announces first new chocolate block range in 10 YEARS - and it'll launch at Coles and Woolworths this week trib.al/ye0BEzx

@ecovacsrobotics why am I having to remove this mess from the vacuum every few days. Not even making it to the dust bag…

@KP24 Ozone layer not so great tho is it…?!! 😉🤣🤣

The air quality in Mumbai is so good. It’s the best I’ve ever experienced! Congrats to the leadership for putting in place the necessary measures to achieve this outstanding air quality. ❤️🙏🏽🇮🇳

@DailyMailAU Oh do fuck off love.

Iranian footballer who has returned to her home nation claims Australian police were pressuring players to stay trib.al/YpHpWHf

@AksShivam @benstokes38 @absycric Prick

@benstokes38 @absycric Glad you learned it, Too late but you learned. Thing which we can’t say about BAZBALL.

I never understood the no helmet when spin is bowling , tbf I used to have throw downs with no helmet 🤦‍♂️ After my accident last week and getting seriously lucky with the outcome I’ll never not wear a helmet , cricket balls do serious damage !!!!

Surely a case of mistaken identity @7NewsSydney

Not only has the bloke been a victim of a household burglary and attack but …….

@MitchellGlenn Should’ve walked on 72 today. 🤷‍♂️

A Carey in 2025: 671 runs at 51.6 This series: 195 at 65.0 Best average for AUS male ‘keepers: 47.6 A Gilchrist 36.1 A CAREY 33.0 B Haddin 32.6 T Paine 29.5 W Murdoch 29.1 W Phillips 28.6 M Wade 27.8 B Barnett 27.4 I Healy 26.5 R Marsh 🏏 #Ashes

@piersmorgan Unbelievably inept Prime Minister

FFS… check the news, Prime Minister.

@piersmorgan Horrific

What the hell is happening on Bondi Beach? Some horrific videos coming out of what seems to be a mass shooting. Two men firing indiscriminately onto a packed beach?!

@dresserman That’s old school. Aussies been using that for years. I thought we were 10yrs behind! Merry Christmas matey ❤️

Posted on LinkedIn so no doubt we'll have 5 people observing the same but talking with real authority.... Anyway - Sainsbury's (and Waitrose) using the new 2D barcodes here, they're great as the date is embedded to prevent lines being sold past best before / use by.

@SEN_Cricket Of course they’re gonna boo him. He stood over the sandpaper fiasco. Cried fake tears on the tv. Brilliant batsman, one of the very best. Will be remembered for cheating.

🗣️ "To pick it up from an imbecile like Monty Panesar." Gerard smashing the England fans for booing Steve Smith 😂 #Ashes 🏏 | #HenleyHomes

@TheBarmyArmy Idiotic

Jacks is gone. #Ashes

@dresserman many happy returns. Have a wonderful day my friend. #winnerswin 🥰🥰

@taylorfourty4 @TheBarmyArmy You ok mate?

@TheBarmyArmy Why do none of your “morally superior” batsmen ever walk? In the spirit of the game, they should walk when it’s absolutely a fair catch and out. Same old poms, always “morally superior”

@7NewsSydney @Tom_Wilson7 Yeah, how’s that going?

A Mitchell Starc masterclass and a classic England implosion have given Australia a dream start to the Ashes. @Tom_Wilson7

@TheBarmyArmy Early days. #keepthefaith

Starc has five. England seven down. #Ashes

@thisisnimnims He’s delusional. Ruined Saints. Still suffering now.

Thank fuck