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Ben Rice when he’s not getting historically unlucky

@tomandmartys Cant decide whether the month of Wendys chili or wanting to double down on a Penix SB is more sicko

Good luck this week everyone! Gonna do one last very very dumb bet to close out my card.

@tomandmartys @tweeth_mitchell 🤣

@tweeth_mitchell Is Keegan your analytics guy?

Burns hitting iron on 18, down 3, should eliminate him from ever playing on a Ryder Cup team again.

The people’s champ

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@tomandmartys Is the question "Whos the greatest player on the PGA tour today?"

Boy are the kids at the bar gonna be confused when question 1 at trivia is about Sami Valimaki. But I’m not just here to entertain, I try to teach them something too.

Cam Young’s driver is what people think Ludvig Aberg’s driver is.

@ChessLiam Thanks, Liam. Currently 200 drafts deep and still sitting with a fat 0 of this combo. Thanks again tho for making my evening.

A month ago it was impossible to get Josh Allen and James Cook in playoff best ball Now it’s still rare but pretty common An all time L for the market

@acaseofthegolf1 @tomandmartys

Routine Birdie. Carl Yuan plugged his ball in the face of the bunker. It took like 2 mins to identify it. They then placed it back as close as they could to the original spot deep in the face of the bunker…… And he splashed it to 4 feet and made birdie.

Jarvis increase BAC by 300%. Decrease vision and clear speech by 25%. Increase horniess by 69%. And find bag please

@danorlovsky7 Id give YEARS off my life and unlimited Rolling Hills access if you become the NYG OC #OrlovskytoNYG

@GolfDigest Car 3 and id hijack the wheel right into a telephone pole

Decisions. 😂

To all the #Yankees fans saying Ben Rice for Bryce Harper: 1. You’re morons 2. Harper isn’t getting traded. Shut up already.

@AaronBoone Goldy>Rice 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I hope you get a one-way ticket to Planet Cruton #firebaboon

Keegan Bradley when he gets asked about running back Morikawa/English

JUST IN: Stew Hagestad was grinding in Excel late last night as he had to turn comments on his model that REF'd out. Partners were not happy with him. Now he has to put that behind him as he looks to make cut at the US Am. How do these Mid-Ams do it? He's truly an inspiration!

@NewYorkNY26 @TalkinYanks AND Johnny Lasagna joins the taliban

@TalkinYanks Anthony Volpe and Oswald peraza could get kidnapped by the taliban

GIVEAWAY! Comment one reason you believe the Yankees can win the World Series this year for a chance to win four tickets to Monday night's game vs. the Rays Must be following @TalkinYanks

@BobHarig The stones required to pick Harris English over Morikawa are far too big for Keegan.

It's fair to believe that Koepka and Reed have played themselves out of Ryder Cup consideration. Also fair to wonder about Cantlay, who seemed a lock all year but has now missed cuts in the last three majors and is 14th in RC points. Morikawa, who's now missed two straight cuts, is also outside of the top 6 automatic spots.

@BFawkes22 Definitely not the mavs heat series?

@yualwayslying32 There may not be one -- I just can't verify past 1990-91

If the Indiana Pacers win Game 7, they will become the first team in at least 35 years to win the NBA Finals after being an underdog in every game of the series #YesCers