𝐆𝐎 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘‼️

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤYour soul is an appalling dump heap, ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤOverflowing with the most 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲𝗳𝘂𝗹 assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable... ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤMangled up in 𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐔𝐏 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐒‼️ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ

You sly dog, you almost ragebaited me!

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝙎𝙊𝙉 𝙋𝘼𝙉 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ————— ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤソン パン ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ 𝔶ou're 𝓲n 𝘁𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗲 n͟o͟w͟ ׅ⎖ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ↜(𓄼 .̀ ̮.́) ㅤㅤㅤ #𝕯𝕭𝐙RP #𝐌𝐕𝐑𝐏 ㅤㅤㅤㅤ

NOBODY'S GOING TO BE YOUR VALENTINE I'M MANIFESTING IT!!

@fistofmacaria @DREAMOFHEDO @GallantLilDevil Your father couldn't win a bar brawl let alone a match against Cell He's even more dramatic than I am and he should honestly just RETIRE.

@DREAMOFHEDO @GallantLilDevil Tell me who

Drop names.

͏͏͏ * ( 𝓨𝐎͟𝐔͟ ) MAY CALL ME BY MY LOCALLY DESIGNATED NAME ——— ⠀CLAPTRAP.⠀⠀ ͏͏͏

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found the grinch was laying face down in my yard this morning. thought the little guy had just tuckered himself out stealing christmas again but - no, he’s fully dead.

Yes

The grinch took all that food too he really wanted them to die

( listening to distant Christmas music ) When will this nightmare END

Five more hours... And I am already spiraling....

ᅠ 〝 Just stay behind me, Santa... No one will hurt you as long as I'm around. 〞 ᅠ

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤAnother device delivered, to make all the sweets way too /sour/... ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ( Things will get interesting, I think, over the span of the next hour-- ) #αcσяиgαlα3

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤThat dastardly Grinch... So rotten, so vile! He watched it all happen, with a grotesque hidden smile. ㅤ ㅤ ㅤA chemical concocted, to make THAT dish blazing hot, while when served up with THIS one, it would wither and ( rot )!

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ Noticing he was being observed, hands retracting before he could strangulate the bee. Offering a reassuring headpat to deflate suspicion. ㅤ ㅤ ㅤWho was this mysterious hooded figure with a noticeably unmoving smile? Nobody could answer...