realyuseikikuchi

lets just say i'm not gonna make a podcast this year

North Chinese Buddhist temples: hark! The dread horns of the guardian deities of old bellow across the wastes! a thousand Buddha bodies descend. Boiling flesh and holy light! South Chinese Buddhist temples: (slot machine noises) w-w-w-win BIG with Buddha! (cash register sound)

its getting ridiculous atp

@nise_yoshimi people have forgotten how to read books

the reaction by certain people on here to "Taiwan travelogue" is odd to me because at a glance it seems to be a novel *about* the ways the invisible power dynamics of colonialism fundamentally distort human relationships. Not about how cool the Japanese occupation of Taiwan was

Whenever China does something I like it’s Maoist and whenever China does something I dislike it’s Dengist Song Dynasty? Maoist Ming Dynasty? Maoist Yuan Dynasty? Dengist Qing Dynasty? Dengist

this was the kind of shit i was saying before i transitioned

i actually don’t think we’re glazing wemby enough. his closest comp is like jupiter or something

baseball bishounen, the world is so beautiful

victor wembanyama it seems i’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom i once picked apples with in papa’s orchard

@ESPNInsights WHO TF IS LEW ALCINDOR?????

Victor Wembanyama (22 years, 134 days) passes Lew Alcindor (22 years, 352 days) as the youngest player with 40 points and 20 rebounds in a playoff game😲

wtf are the blue jays doing in the dugout??

wemby got me rewatching the dame buzzer beater and the curry double bang 🥲🥲

@pitchergami waltergami

No Pitchergami. J.T. Ginn | ATH @ LAA 8.0 IP | 2 H | 2 ER | 1 BB | 10 K This stat line has been thrown 2 times before. The last time this was thrown was on 2024-09-07 by Logan Gilbert.

whoevers got the alarm going off in galway for the past 3 hours can you turn it off for fucks sake

@glittergluecrow hiya !!

@RepMGP rare mgp truth nuke but aren’t there more important things to do rn???

Given that Red Delicious are the worst apples, have you ever wondered why they’re in every school cafeteria? It’s because there’s a list of "approved" apple varieties allowed in schools, and it hasn’t changed since Kmart sold firearms.

i’ve been on a horrendous run of form when trying to schedule dates because i am always leaving before shes available, would be pretty poetic to think about if i wasn’t so fucking annoyed

i wish i had all the time in the world in every place in the world 😞😞