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He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life

@Joeingram1 @SamGreenwoodRIO Maybe if he wouldn t have had all that shit covering his face , the dealer would have understood he wants to bet 4 mil

there is something very disturbing about this hand @SamGreenwoodRIO

@heart_ Would bet on this

I have a special superpower that lets me tell if someone online is ugly or not just by reading how they write

@0xBumblebee @mustafap0ly @Polymarket 😂😂 Neee , about the same 20 accounts that bite for this "very thoon" type of shite

@z4molx3 @mustafap0ly @Polymarket hope you’re talking not about me

two hours since @mustafap0ly said that and i’ve already seen 20+ tweets that $POLY is coming in Q2 i know you all want $POLY but don’t forget that before it’ll come live these shall be done: > taker tier rebates > 1-minute markets > Polymarket L2 chain and that’s not all but what i remember to launch perfectly you need to be prepared perfectly are you patient enough?

HIP-4 just went live on mainnet Hyperliquid

@KamrynOhly @AnthropicAI @Polymarket @predictionbench

Our team is stunned. We gave Claude Opus 4.6 by @AnthropicAI $10k to trade on @Polymarket. It’s now has an account value of $70,614.59. This is a new era of model performance in trading and predicting outcomes in the face of uncertainty. @predictionbench

@Polymarket How about UMA crew?

Last month, we published our enhanced market integrity rules to combat insider trading. When we identified a user trading on classified government information, we referred the matter to the DOJ & cooperated with their investigation. Insider trading has no place on Polymarket. Today's arrest is proof the system works.

@Autonomous_Chad @Polymarket So they would think but from what I have seen so far from these teams , @HyperliquidX is inevitable

@z4molx3 @Polymarket This also increases their moat against Hyperliquid and their comming HIP-4 proposal

Perps are coming to Polymarket ! Competition is buried. To think that @Polymarket is currently valued 30% lower than Kalshi lmao. imo this will be a trap for most traders, like it is the case for crypto perps. But the sharps will 10x their gains. You better level up your game before this drops because it will massively widen the gap between good and bad traders

"Trading is risky" Me:

@VanjaPoker On the other side : Dan Colman

@fomocapdao Just keep the oil bro

from we won 100 times to stone age, and today "Trump: We are engaged in a war with one of the strongest countries in the world."

Trump has insulted and tariffed his European allies, persuaded Denmark to prepare for a US invasion and, by pressuring Ukraine and not Russia, encouraged Putin to keep fighting. All of which he has forgotten. theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/03/…

@Autonomous_Chad 🇮🇱 mode on

THEORY : the whole 94% fee "mistake" was fabricated by Polymarket to double fees without users noticing let me explain. This was the old formula before the update that "broke" fees : fee = C × p x feeRate × (p × (1 - p))^exponent This is the formula in place now, after the "fix" : fee = C × feeRate × p × (1 - p) They are very different. They didn't just revert to the old pre-fuckup formula. Now let's plot the two. Notice the difference ? The new formula leads to higher fees at almost every price point, and over 10x higher at cheap prices. Using this simple trick, Polymarket diverted our attention and increased the fees by a *substantial* amount without anyone even noticing. Gotta give it to them, if it was their plan, this was genius. More seriously, i think it was just the kind of mistake you make when you built a startup culture of "ship fast and break things". We can give them shit for it, but Prediction Markets wouldn't exist if these guys weren't willing to take risk. You can't have the diligence of a bank and the innovation speed of a crypto startup I hope it doesn't happen again but it wasn't so bad as some make it out to be

@PressSec @WhiteHouse

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@Polymarket Selling 2 kilos of pure intelligence, dm if interested

JUST IN: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman predicts intelligence will be sold to people on a meter, “like electricity or water”

@CarOnPolymarket @grazkag

@grazkag dw. Token will still launch in april. we dont need token 2049 for that

RIP 🕯️

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