zatch

It’s honestly so easy to not be a touchy drunk #truthnuke

@Brady_H Is this enough to claim you’re an ultra runner

😭😭😭

Why tf did Drake drop 50 tracks lol

Why do the vibes feel so off right now. Does anyone else notice this

@evilhooperninja Now that im out of high school. Why the fuck did we do that every day

How it felt not standing for the pledge in school

@BasedRedhead @ompsychiatrist Um, it does though.

@ompsychiatrist Morons keep mistaking feeling sad for clinical depression. Exercise helps when you’re simply in a bad mood. It does not treat actual depression, which is an actual medical condition.

Depression doesn’t care if you’re jacked or lazy as hell. Bourdain was hitting BJJ mats almost daily in his 50s, staying lean, competing, and grinding nonstop on TV/books. Still died by suicide in 2018. Exercise helps symptoms, yeah. But depression is a real brain illness: genes, chemistry & trauma. Not some “soft body” failure. The “just move” shaming is bullshit. Reach out for actual help. #MentalHealthMatters

@WB_Baskerville These dudes just do made up math and then have a stupid idea and then make up more math to prove their stupid idea right That’s all they do

Sure whatever

@theryandreyer 6x1 mile

Experienced runners: You get one interval run for the next 8 weeks What are you picking?

@anarch97 @lakesailboat not really

@lakesailboat Gets expensive but yea you’re right

Are there still any adventures a young man can go on

@FEMCELSEDUCER tanglesandtail.com Yes, much more difficult. No, not impossible.

honestly the thing that sucks the most about being a woman is not being able to do things like this

@stevemagness @zbitter Yeah absolutely, given prep time Sawe would crush pretty much anything in the trail scene, especially a relatively flat race like Cocodona. Ultras aren’t at that level yet, or even close. I don’t want to diminish the current elite trail field but its pretty clearly not optimized.

@zbitter I mean are we talking about racing tomorrow, or giving Sawe some time to prepare for a 250 mile race? Right now, he couldn't handle the damage, fatigue of a hilly, long race with a body not prepared for it. But give him 6 months to prep, it's a different story.

Respectfully, Sawe would not have finished, or if he did, it would have been hobbling very slow for much of the course. People need to take their speed goggles off with events like this. They require specific preperation. It doesn't matter what your threshold or VO2max is if your ankles are shattered with 100 miles to go.

@londonssaviour This is the most pretentious bullshit I’ve ever read jfc, fame really got to your head huh

Hello.. All of the anger around me lately has been fascinating to watch. Watching people with the musical imagination of drywall explain performance to me, world building to me, tension to me, when every single thing I do is intentional. Every movement is intentional. Every uncomfortable moment is intentional. Some of you are confusing discomfort with bad art, and history has made a lot of people look unbelievably stupid for making that mistake too early. But I forgive you. I understand. I know this is difficult for some of you because the performance was never designed to entertain people who think subtlety is a technical issue. The level of confidence people have while misunderstanding something in real time is honestly incredible. But I forgive you. I understand. What I’ve realised lately is that a lot of you do not actually hate young bulls, ambition, experimentation, genius or disruption. You hate the emotional experience of encountering something before your brain has received social permission to understand it. If enough people clap first, suddenly you “always got it.” But being early requires a kind of mental independence most of the internet fundamentally does not possess. Which is fine. I forgive you. I understand. I’ve made peace with the fact that some minds are decorative. I know you want reassurance. I know you want the feeling of immediately understanding something the first time you see it so you can feel intelligent without having to evolve at all. So when something genuinely foreign appears in front of you something too sharp, too alive, too unfamiliar to fit inside the little templates you use to process art you call it terrible because confusion is easier to admit than limitation. And that’s okay. I forgive you. I understand. I understand that some of your entire understanding of music begins and ends with whether you can nod to it immediately. I genuinely underestimated how threatening it would feel for some of you to watch somebody become better than your favourite artist in real time. That is my fault. There’s almost a grief process to it. Denial first. Then anger. Jokes. Insults. Fake concern. Then eventually acceptance once enough time passes and your favourite artist starts borrowing from the same thing you swore you hated six months earlier. Then suddenly people begin describing the influence retroactively like they weren’t laughing two business quarters ago. But I forgive you. I understand. I don’t take any of it personally because this exact thing happens every single time culture encounters somebody operating too far ahead. And I’m not saying any of this from insecurity either, which I know makes people even more uncomfortable. I genuinely believe I am one of the most important artists alive right now. Not “will be.” Am. And I know the problem isn’t that I think that. The problem is that somewhere underneath all the outrage, a lot of you man can feel why I think it. So I forgive you. I understand. I know some of you desperately want this to be a joke because it would make the whole thing easier to dismiss. Unfortunately, I mean every word. Being hated this loudly while refusing to become more normal is one of the strongest indicators I’ve ever seen that I’m doing something correct. Mediocrity does not create this level of emotional instability in strangers. Nobody has ever lost sleep over somebody being decent. So I’ll continue watching people with the attention span of fruit flies try to process something that was never made for instant approval in the first place. I forgive you. I understand. Not everybody is built for revelation..

@youngdaboo @janeremover Two retards fighting

.@janeremover smd bitch

Anyone have any methods at all

@HOMELESS_MUSIC1 @ohfold “protect” 😐

@ohfold Che and protect and prettifun too

Osamason and nine vicious are one of the last rappers who know how to make good albums front to back consistently

@LilOVault If you hate or ever hated jumpout just block me

Thoughts?

@lysotroph Yeah I bought mine last December so i could get the cool bird instead of this dumb shit. but you can scratch his fuckass face off and it’s probably still valid

do you have to use this design

@whimpermanence WE just have to accept it :(

how do men cope with having really small dicks like genuinely

@rararazuri @JoeLongBalls Raspberries on tiramisu is genuinely unhinged… flavor and texture profiles don’t match up at all. was it good?

@JoeLongBalls It's my favorite dessert but they keep adding new shit. Just ate one that had raspberries on the bottom. Imagine having the kind of hubris to think you can improve an already perfect recipe.

Tiramisu is hitting the epic bacon threshold so quickly its causing an upset in the food trend ecosystem, as pickles were supposed to be next in line

@MrNeilScott He’s a little bit pretentious but I’ll let it slide

“Why not have the reader re-read a sentence now and then? It won't hurt him.” Nabokov to his New Yorker editor.