el Chupacabrah

Sir this is a Wendy’s

Calling doing missionary “running i formation”

😂😂😂😂😂 why is something in ur ass dude?

@matt_lorelli @ozskier My ski boots are orange

@ozskier Fair! Bet mine will still smell like ass. I'm a sweaty man when I ski, or do anything active for that matter.

Fun way to repurpose an old ski boot.

@Derek_Smith19 He need some milk

@JDVance You’re gay!

I think it's idiotic to overreact to a couple of elections in blue states, but a few thoughts: 1) Scot Pressler, TPUSA, and a bunch of others have been working hard to register voters. I said it in 2022, and I've said it repeatedly since: our coalition is "lower propensity" and that means we have to do better at turning out voters than we have in the past. 2) We need to focus on the home front. The president has done a lot that has already paid off in lower interest rates and lower inflation, but we inherited a disaster from Joe Biden and Rome wasn't built in a day. We're going to keep on working to make a decent life affordable in this country, and that's the metric by which we'll ultimately be judged in 2026 and beyond. 3) The infighting is stupid. I care about my fellow citizens--particularly young Americans--being able to afford a decent life, I care about immigration and our sovereignty, and I care about establishing peace overseas so our resources can be focused at home. If you care about those things too, let's work together.

@matt_lorelli @PowderMagazine When’s the hog reveal?

Did you hear the news? @PowderMagazine is back in print for the third year running since our re-launch! Hitting newsstands Friday, October 17, 2025. AMA!

@RichardHanania I cannot emphasize enough how much it would please me to watch a beaver eat your intestines through your alive asshole while an elk slowly suffocates you with a plastic bag

Does the federal government really need all this land? I like beavers and elk, but how much space do they need?

@PeterJAngel You’re actually such a gay loser it’s crazy. I’d lock you in a locker and shove your head in a toilet. Pussy

Critical support to Mike Lee. Land use in the West is bonkers, and a privatization scheme would be good. it's all owned by the government and is just used for cattle ranching

@SenMikeLee @POTUS Eat a bag of dicks you limp dick pussy

“We have so much land. We want to put it to use. We’re going to have land release, and on that land we’re going to build housing.” -@POTUS

@JDVance Hahahahaha fuck yea man I love that my VP is fucking retarded and illiterate! Nice!!

About to see Les Miserables with POTUS at the Kennedy Center. Me to Usha: so what’s this about? A barber who kills people? Usha; [hysterical laughter]

@matt_lorelli @palisadestahoe Less politics more hog!!

Everytime I tag @palisadestahoe in a post on IG at least 5 people make a point to call the resort by the old name. In my experience, none of these folks actually live here in Tahoe. I’m fascinated by their determination to remain angry about something so inconsequential.

@matt_lorelli Speaking of anticipation, kinda driving me nuts that you haven’t dropped your freezing levels (drawers) and get the people excited about your monster storm (hog)

I’m starting to panic, just a little bit. Nothing gets me excited like a monster Tahoe storm, and the anticipation is driving me nuts. I’m just hoping that those freezing levels drop… Either way, next week should be awesome on the upper mountain. Winter is back, baby!

@matt_lorelli How bout you topple your pantaloons and angulate that hog for everyone to see

I just saw a ski instruction video that told me to 'Topple and then Angulate' to initiate a turn... Can we stop with the fancy words? It's just skiing.

@matt_lorelli Not your hog, I know that…

Guess that ski area! HINT: It’s 4:21 pm on a Monday

@matt_lorelli @palisadestahoe Less skiing, more hog

January 26, 2025 @palisadestahoe First “storm” in a month (2 inches), and I couldn’t resist a few ‘fact-finding’ missions on Granite this morning. It was *dynamic*, but so much fun. Took six laps without lift lines on a Sunday! Can’t beat that.

@matt_lorelli Show your hog

The skiing was kinda shitty today, and yet, at the same time, it was awesome!

@matt_lorelli @palisadestahoe @OpenSnow Bad snow quality at that dumpy hill. Highly recommended everyone go check out real ski areas like Breckenridge and aspen 🙄

It’s going to be snowing an inch per hour for like 10 hours tomorrow @palisadestahoe according to @OpenSnow 🤤. The kids call that, “free refills” 🥤

@matt_lorelli @palisadestahoe @SalomonSports People are ‘miring our stash

New (to me) ski day! Stoked for powder days @palisadestahoe this season 🫦 @SalomonSports

@matt_lorelli Funy I don’t see any Budwiser or nfl football this is what Joe Biden wants us to post of 4fth of June !!

Happy 4th! Go outside and see what makes this country great 🇺🇸 🌲🏔️

@matt_lorelli Point em bub!

Here’s the video of my very poor run down it… 😂

Tip Shot Of The Day ™️ Day 61- Greetings from Main Chute! @palisadestahoe