zachlowrie

Should Falling Down have a remake and who would have star in it?

@1ssve Because if they they sit there for 5 minutes they are going to start doing something else

Why do people join Teams meetings early???

@NotJackKemp Does this mean your X account is back on?

If you live in GCISD, you probably don't need to hear this, but i'm here to beat you down anyways. If you haven't, please consider voting today for Matthew White, Darrell Brown, and Lindsey Sheguit. Polls open until 7p.

West Ham looks like they are trying to be relegated

@NoMoreMisteaks Hillary would’ve won had she promised this during her presidency.

so I’m gonna have to make my way to a DQ this weekend

@timecaptales Little did he know that it was Walker who revealed he had aids.

During a 'Forrest Gump' screen test, Tom Hanks noticed Haley Joel Osment getting nervous after forgetting a line, so Hanks pretended to forget his too - just to make the young actor feel more comfortable

@Raidger4 You’re more of a ziploc bag storage person?

@zachlowrie Many times, but don’t store it in jars.

I’m on a train, ask me anything

@NoMoreMisteaks @gordonkeith @GeorgeDunham @junior_miller All the bro-games (ping pong, knockout) He essentially writes the material for them.

@gordonkeith @GeorgeDunham @junior_miller P1 for over 30 years. Still seems odd that we don’t have a Fake Schotty character. The code switching, talking about his dad, asking himself questions, surely there’s something there. No? Koko sad.

@NoMoreMisteaks Yeah, I couldn’t either. Was he more Donnie’s recruit? I can’t remember the story.

@zachlowrie I don’t recall him ever showing up on DZ but I could be forgetting a visit.

Few people get to enjoy dual citizenship on both The Ticket and The Dumb Zone. Tim Cowlishaw and Dominic Robinson might be the entire list.

I'd rather drink the water from a tin of tuna than be asked to share a fun fact about myself as an icebreaker during a team building activity at work.

No, your employees don’t want to go to an escape room Just go to a bar and open a tab

@mike_burgan I’d add: Crap on your own doorstep

Today’s to do list: 1. Bite off more than I can chew 2. Build Rome in one day 3. Poke a bear with a stick 4. Beat a dead horse 5. Skate on thin ice

@GeorgeDunham Toilet Soul is my new band name

Thank you Sarah! You did such a great job on the article and showed the logical side to the story

@lady_valor_07 A glass of ice milk

Fries aren’t available, what are you having with this burger?

@alphafox Would he be idolized on the Super Terrific Happy Hour though?

Seinfeld, but everyone is asian:

@hekitike9 Heartbreaking challenge. You deserved to shine throughout the rest of the season and on the world stage. Hopeful for the next season for you to come back stronger than ever.

It’s hard, maybe even unfair… but I’m grateful this is happening to me here, among you. I’m not alone. Your strength and your love will be my driving force. See you again soon, Anfield ❤️

@Theholisticpsyc I JUST had a conversation with an individual dealing with addiction and this! Thank you for the reminder.

Addiction is an attempt to silence the shame.

@pallnandi Why not?

Why do people dislike Arsenal football club so much?