Zach Teague

I’m going to burn my BFA :)

I unlocked $39 Rush tickets for The Big Gay Jamboree on @TodayTix! todaytix.com/nyc/shows/4077…

Thinking about every person who orders their Chipotle burrito bowl “to stay”.

FRI 6/24: Häus Party: #Pride In Concert!🌈 As seen in the New York Times, join Tap Dancing Gay Demonz @zachteague3 & @DrewLausch as they show you what pride is all about! Featuring: ✨@DylanAdler6 ✨@thekatesisk ✨@JayJurden ✨@devdoee & more! 🎟: bit.ly/3xtGLoc

Every time a gay man says “fierce” a woman loses her balayage.

A brand new just added group of shows! ➡️ #JustAdded" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">publictheater.org/programs/joes-…

TONIGHT! @zachteague3 and @DrewLausch host Haus Party: Live in Concert! 5 band members, 2 hosts, and a slew of special guests celebrate the wildest show in NYC! Featuring @MarciaBelsky, @nwalks, @MsReeezy, @castratanyc & more! 7PM Doors / 8PM Show 🎟: bit.ly/3CcjyJi

This Friday night, @zachteague3 and @DrewLausch host Haus Party: Live in Concert! 5 band members, 2 hosts, and a slew of special guests to celebrate the wildest show in NYC! Special Guests include @MarciaBelsky, @nwalks, and @castratanyc! 🎟Tickets: bit.ly/3CcjyJi

TONIGHT! @zachteague3 & @DrewLausch Present the Popper's Cauldron! Special guests include @Karobeanah, @itsmartymiller & @Softeepopstar! 9:30pm Doors / 10pm Show Tickets & Details: bit.ly/3DA5717

FRI 9/24: Haus Party with @zachteague3 & @DrewLausch! Your favorite Gay Demonz are back from hell (quarantine) & ready to drag you into a long-term relationship! Feat: @JakeWCornell @jestom @MillyTamarez @iAmRobbyHoffman @kikiballchange @mel_incarnate 🎟️: bit.ly/3CyrRxM

What’s your favorite conspiracy theory? Mine is that Leah Michele can’t read.

Is it me or does it look like Camila Cabello doesn’t shower?

Hell’s Kitchen bars are checking for Zara gift cards rather than proof of covid vaccination.

SAT 7/24: Haus Party returns with @zachteague3 and @DrewLausch! Featuring: Please Don't Destroy (@JawnHiggins @notbenmarshall @martinmherlihy) @Stewartful @DylanAdler6 #MiniHorrorwitz @devdoee @elektralite_ Afterparty w/ DJ Jenny Lion! Tickets: bit.ly/3rsO5gw

Catch The Boys™️ @martinmherlihy, @notbenmarshall, and @JawnHiggins at Haus Party with @zachteague3 & @DrewLausch *this* Saturday 7/24! Also featuring @DylanAdler6, @Stewartful, #MiniHorrorwitz, @devdoee & more! Tickets & Details: bit.ly/3zdp8Zb

SAT 7/24: Haus Party's @zachteague3 & @DrewLausch host an absolutely stacked show! Guests include: Please Don't Destroy (@notbenmarshall @JawnHiggins @martinmherlihy) @DylanAdler6 #MiniHorrorwitz @devdoee & more! Afterparty w/ DJ Jenny Lion! Tickets: bit.ly/2Tgpf6R

Let’s stop pretending there are different jobs. There’s only one job and it’s emails.

JUST ANNOUNCED! Häus Party with @zachteague3 & @DrewLausch is back on Saturday, July 24! Tickets on sale now: bit.ly/3hGCTsn

The worst thing to come from the pandemic? Hells Kitchen gays finding out about Brooklyn….

TONIGHT! Haüs Party 2.0 with @zachteague3 and @DrewLausch is SOLD-OUT! Featuring special guests: @imdrewanderson @MsReeezy @lagoonabloonyc DJ Jenny Lion 7PM Doors / 8PM Show Details: bit.ly/3ckERMX

@DrewLausch and I made a music video called Gay Demonz. You should watch :) youtu.be/4QjmIQ07xHY