Zack Allen

@JessicaSimpson @playgraton Way out of my League!!!

@playgraton Can’t wait to see your beautiful faces tonight.

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No words needed. 🙏🏻🇺🇸🫡🪖🎖️😭

@corememunlocked My absolute favorite

The Cannonball Run (1981) What a film. They've been trying to remake this for years. No luck🤣

What are we doing?

Truth

@Curvychubgirl Weight Watchers

what’s your first thought?

@Jesii_ca_M Gross

Do you find this attractive?

@Hania16836 American women

@itsthatboymike Well, they finally found a use for GS…Bat Boy! Hope he doesn’t get a sliver!!!

When Jazz Chisholm couldn’t get the donut off his bat so he had Giancarlo Stanton help him 😭

@DarthEnvy Absolutely NOT!!!

Do you want the Yankees to have city connect jersey?

@BryanHoch You mean Mr. Glass????

Update on Giancarlo Stanton's strained calf, per Aaron Boone: "It's still lingering there. Not any worse. He's upped what he's been able to do. But I don't think it allows us to clear him to really start ramping up the running yet."

"Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers." — Socrates

St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle.

I sure do 😂🤣

“The beautiful thing about learning is nobody can take it away from you.” ― B.B. King

@SteveDaines What about property taxes Bozo????

The Working Families Tax Cut lets hardworking Montanans keep more of what they earn.

@Angry_Staffer @Turner_1603 Or…they can use manure…like Germany

Farmers are going out of business at record pace. They can’t buy fertilizer. They’re losing their livelihoods. What in the 1984 is going on here.