Zach Mullins

49 Winchester is on Rockbot in the cafeteria at work. Whole company is going to be listening to Tulsa at lunch 😏

If you haven’t listened to Bilmuri, you should check out the new album Kinda Hard. Think poppy metalcore with a side of pedal steel, sax, and twangy bits. If you’re not a fan of heavier music, may want to skip the first song.

The delicate balance between staying informed and loosing your goddamned mind

Wake up, babe! We’re watching Hee Haw reruns in YouTube

I don’t know how to explain it, but some songs from college sound like vodka tastes…

A horse went into a bar and ordered a pint. The bartender said, "You know, you're in here pretty often. Do you think you might be an alcoholic?" The horse said, "I don't think I am..." and promptly vanished from existence. That's a reference to Descartes's famous line, "I think, therefore I am." But if I had explained that before the joke it would have been putting Descartes before the horse.

@AgChainCowboy Stay unbothered king

I do not dwell on that of which I have no control

I’ve got a date on Sunday, and I made her a playlist at lunch. Here’s hoping she has a new favorite song.

Finally getting to see @TheDollyrots and @bfsrocks with my oldest. Awesome to see so many families here

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@CodyWayneWatso1 Full beaver bro!

Did you see the size of that moon

@Misery_n_Gin WHERE THE WATERMELONS GROW

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A WHALE WITH A POLKA DOT TAIL DOWN BY THE BAY

I’m sitting at a bar and a there’s a guy with an uncanny resemblance to Derek Webb discussing religion with another guy it at the bar (mainly Protestant vs Catholic ). I’m having flashbacks to a conversation I was in with him an others over 20 years ago.

@UPMAdvice Sorry it’s called From the Patch from RAR brewing

@UPMAdvice It was called “out of the patch” I forgot to note the brewery name.

I do apologize for any unhinged tweets. I’m at a brewfest and just had a beer that tasted like a blueberry muffin. I’m currently working on a 14% stout tastes alright but smells like Lea and Perrins. May God be with me

@zaco182 its time for shots, post it or it didnt happen

Turns out after 31 fruited sours, a double imperial stout is not it…

@dickprestonusa We’re postgaming the brewfest and pregaming the game watch party

@zaco182 brah u DRANKIN! u still alive?

@JohnFnDoe Honestly this is a great description of most every imperial stout I drank today

@zaco182 Yeah my first imperial was a lienkuguel it however you spell that and it tasted like and felt like drinking a steak soaked in Worcestershire... I don't typically like sours but if you go into it knowing your drinking spots they have their place.

Plot twist: the lady that blocked me on everything (including Pokemon Go 🤣) is sitting across from me at the bar with her new dude. What a weird day 😅