zac walker

@chrislarge01 @_stonyd Try standing in goal whilst someone blasts a volley going light speed at ya. See how you get on 🤣

Captain. Leader. Legend 🦉

Thank you for everything, @bazzabannan25. 😔 #SWFC 🦉

Arctic Monkeys - Opening Night (2026)

'Opening Night'. Out now. Taken from the upcoming collaborative album ‘HELP(2)’ out 6th March 2026. Arctic Monkeys are proud to support the invaluable work War Child do. All proceeds support @WarChildUK. warchildrecs.ffm.to/openingnight

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Merry Christmas Eve !

Beautiful tribute to Mani on Granada Reports. @ianbrown speech will live with me for ever. He always had my corner. Unconditionally. Always. @thestoneroses 🍋 @ScreamOfficial He should definitely have Manchester’s highest honour. @AndyBurnhamGM Knighted by the people 🙏🏽❤️

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Fuck it If I average more than 60 (I probably will) in the UK Open qualifiers I’ll give away a random set of darts from my collection to someone that likes tweet and follows @PremierDarts All the best.

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England are absolutely embarrassing more bothered about topping up a tan and playing golf, make them walk home #Ashes

Don’t know why I do it to myself getting up at stupid hours to watch England give away stupid wickets, chuck pies and then starc gets a 6fer and 77 with the bat. This has innings has been shambolic

@cryptosamui 2/3 ducks as usual, cheap wickets given away. Compared to the aussies where everyone has contributed with the bat. Starcs just about to knock up a 50 ffs 🤣

@zacswfcwalker I guarantee they get bowled out cheaply and we lose by an innings or close to.

Shocking this 🤢 can just see us collapsing with bat again too #Ashes2025

Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table, At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes are the rule. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find any way To tax his ass! Tax him all he has, then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and when he hollers; Then tax him more, take all his dollars Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid... Put these words Upon his tomb: ‘Taxes drove me to my doom...' When he's gone, Do not relax, It's time to apply Inheritance Tax! #BudgetDay

Time to get bashir on from both ends. Forget this and focus on England actually turning up with bat in two weeks time.

@MattNossRose I’m glad it did makes getting up at stupid hour’s worth while and plus with the way the Aussies have battered I still dont think I’ll have to get up on the fifth day 🤣

@zacswfcwalker Aged well 👀

4 hours sleep to watch this shambles with the bat 🤢 atleast ill not have to get up for the full 5 days #Ashes2025