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NAIJA MAN IN LONDON I did not come to England to take pictures of Big Ben or tour London Bridge. I just wanted to get paid and get even with those colonials. With a name like Ogundele Kayode Omolerinojo Kutu, I could not even buy a bus pass let alone open a bank account.

@TobyGaffar @iamcomputer__ Try typing "Yo WTF" on the new keyboard 🤣

@zamobed @iamcomputer__ Yo wtf 😂😂😂

Who even invented this keyboard thing? Would the person have died if he had arranged them in alphabetical order?

@itzfortune_M @iamcomputer__

@zamobed @iamcomputer__ What wrong did he do to you ? 😂

@AgbebakuCyril @iamcomputer__

@zamobed @iamcomputer__ @Ogteamie U re very wicked . U suppose go prison for this .!

@nolandjester @iamcomputer__ Where you dey make I send am to your loc.

@zamobed @iamcomputer__ Give me 1 month on this keyboard, bro

@atibami @iamcomputer__ QWERTY doesn't too. Find peace in the chaos.

@zamobed @iamcomputer__ It doesn’t make sense

@olasileibrahim @iamcomputer__ New version of keyboards rolled out recently.

@zamobed @iamcomputer__ Tf is this 😂

@mimie567 @iamcomputer__ X don carry you go Latvia

@zamobed @iamcomputer__ Ķai now😂

@Tundemoore0 @iamcomputer__ It depends on who is asking.🤣

@zamobed @iamcomputer__ Come, YDC?

@onewgodx @iamcomputer__ Change your phone keyboard to Qurd, you might jus get it.

@zamobed @iamcomputer__ I still don't get the humor here; someone should explain.

@jude_udoji @iamcomputer__ 🤣

@zamobed @iamcomputer__ Wetin him do you ? 😂

@itzfortune_M @iamcomputer__ He wants me to start reconfiguring my Brain, so I upped the difficulty level 🤣

@Brain_Nnamdi @iamcomputer__ Keyboard difficulty level 23 🤣🤣

@zamobed @iamcomputer__ 🤣🤣🤣. I'm literally laughing, crying and rolling on that floor.. guy what is this

@AgbebakuCyril @iamcomputer__ 🤣

@iamcomputer__ @Ogteamie And after you get used to it, we'll change it to this one.

@zamobed @Ogteamie You will get used to the new system just like you got used to this qwerty one

Masterpiece.

A slave's dream is to have his own slave. He aspires to attain the power of his master rather than abolishing the system of slavery itself.

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Reducing what goes on in a boy’s head on his birthday to fake maturity is an evidence to how insensitive the other gender can be to a boy, many times even in relationships. For boys, a lot of expectations are attached to age While birthday is a call for studio photoshoot for some for many boys, new age is a reminder of the apartment of their own that they should have had It’s a reminder that they are getting too old to be where they’re financially, academically and relationship wise etc On a normal day a boy could just sit and start thinking of how to move forward in life, that thinking is more intense on a birthday So if they don’t send a picture of themselves as broadcast to all contacts on WhatsApp group for a repost, it’s not a flex They are grateful for life, but when they have something truly worth celebrating they won’t hold back It’s not fake maturity, we are usually on a date with reality and reality is not friendly.

Many of the "soft life" displays on 🇳🇬social media are either funded by false impressions, debt or illegitimate means of income