𝕯𝖊𝖒𝖎𝖌𝖔𝖉✞

There was a period of my life where I was broken, but I spent most of my time making other people feel better. They'd unload their emotional stress on me and feel lighter. Happier. I was fun. I radiated energy. And I didn't want anyone left behind, not if I could help it. But they led to unexplainable mood swings. Sometimes, I would wake up unhappy. I could be having a swell time with friends, and my emotion would reach its nadir—most times after I've spent my day as a repertoire. Thank God for the gift of friends. I learnt to unburden myself of the emotional baggages that weren't mine. I can't take the weight off someone's shoulders if I've got my own crushing down on me. I found a better solution... We'll all cast our problems on to Jesus.

Six bedroom duplex.

Lol. Ever since I got a pocket umbrella I've been using it. Some of my friends criticised me initially until Lagos sun nearly showed the shege. We dey gather use am now, and award no dey for who suffer pass. Nah why these babes dey fresh wey we dey black. Until I get my own car—even when I do—my umbrella remains with me. This one has come to stay.

@phreedaos7076 I met bran stark one time; he didn't leave me alone until he collected my last hundred naira. 💔

When a white walker tries to touch me at the bus stop

@yabaleftonline She dodged a bullet for real. Imagine dating someone where you would have to eat a certain way <<<<

"You haven't even seen when I soak it well well" – Lady recalls how a man broke up with her because she dipped bread inside tea

@shestriumph Suya men are a masterpiece?

Suya mhen…what a masterpiece!

@tayo_billz It'll be in your best interest to move on.

Loving someone who doesn't choose you back is one of the loneliest feelings alive. 😶

@yabaleftonline Toe—Knee—Cruise This admin don yamarita. 💔

Guess the player 🤔

@realjohnbethel Fourth paragraph.

@zannythemuse Which one should I choose? First or second paragraph?

The more relationships you juggle, the more you get better at it. Word of advice: stick to one partner. Double dating no dey pay.

@DanielRegha Portfolios are a thing, no matter how shallow theirs may be.

I run a cyber cafe in a university area and I pay my three workers 40k each per month. I know 40k is small money, and I often wonder how they cope. So I decided to create a better way for them to earn more. I told them that from now on, anyone who refers customers for big jobs like research projects, typing exam questions, designing posters for churches or schools, and similar high-value work will earn a good commission. Yesterday after my calculations, one of my workers made an extra 80k just from referrals. That brought his total earnings for the month to 120k. This is business and I'm happy for him 🤝 Above all, love God.

@dreezy_4eva No allow anybody whine you

“I know I’ll see ur true colors once money comes” Yes o baby girl and nor be just one color u go see, na full rainbow All these disrespect and insults no fit go unrewarded ,blurship dey road for u

Life never jos this one.

@Phatbabeluuu Which one of your friends get private jet? 😂👎

lol Nigerian men are doing the same thing they dislike Nigerian women for 🫦😌