Uncle Roman

@CoyoteUnclean And apply it retroactively. Then we smoke down all those found in violation. Pour encourager les autres.

I think this is an entirely reasonable requirement that we should adopt with immediate effect.

@harukaawake There are some real smoke shows in Japan, for sure.

🇯🇵🇺🇸 Yes, there is a whole subculture in our country dedicated to the Southern United States (especially Texas). I'm glad people people abroad can appreciate it too!

@FacelessFaith @roikfbuwgc254 You ever in LA ask for my boy Loc Dog. He’ll get you set up with some noisemakers.

@roikfbuwgc254 wait until you see real footage of how our gangs shoot at each other....

自宅に大砲あるアメリカ人面白すぎる 週末は大砲のメンテナンスがあるから忙しいんだよねとか言ってみたい

@pipermcq It would solve a lot of problems

Anybody up for a “Highway of Death, Part Deux?”

@theAuntieAngie What the fuck is that in the wheelchair Angela? Is that a Cenobite?

I’m watching this No Kings protest in Atlanta against President Trump and his administration right now and I genuinely can’t tell if this is a protest or the villain casting call for a low-budget Marvel movie. Are these Democrats? Liberals? Devil Worshipers? Is this real life?

@iamhaleyshane I always liked the scene where Maul was pacing back and forth like a caged animal. Dope character.

No one thought this scene sucked. It's all the other ones, mostly conversations that take place on a couch with a green screen background, that sucked.

@Draco18s @DefenderOcheese @washghost1 Change up the potatoes a bit. Use red potatoes and they won't do that. I like Portuguese beef stew where we add some Portuguese all-spice, chorizo, and let the potatoes cook down to where they starchify the broth. It can be overdone though for sure.

@DefenderOcheese @washghost1 Could be worse. My dad likes to "stir" the crock pot stew while it's still cooking, which ends up smashing the (now boiled) potatoes. So it doesn't so much have "broth" as it has "paste."

One comment said bros making leftovers from scratch

@DefenderOcheese @washghost1 Yeah, something like an egg noodle would probably work better too. Gonna be healthier than half the garboo that many people at though.

@washghost1 It probably wouldn’t look as bad if he cut the veggies up more and broke up the noodles.

Is it really prudent to shake a can loudly in times like these?

@DaggerAndBullet @iFightForKids I just chew khat

@iFightForKids Yeah, its silly when cocaine exists.

No one in their 20s should rely on caffeine to get them through the day. I occasionally caffeine cuck if we drive overnight to next pedo bust but thats it.

@MormonNational @SandyofCthulhu And tries to use technology to counter it.

@SandyofCthulhu Give us a muggle show where a "conspiracy theorist" tried to prove the existence of magic

I'm going to again pitch the idea thatt Rowling's wizarding world has SO MANY INTERESTING PLACES TO SET STORIES. WE DON'T NEED HOGWARTS. Look - imagine a series set in Durmstrang, an school in which the headmaster literally was a Death Eater and was murdered for betraying the cult. The adventures would be fabulous. Also bear in mind that they need to be constantly bedeviled and enchanted by the wicked witches of Beauxbatons. I know in the books Durmstrang & Beauxbatons aren't all-boy or all-girl but it could make the series super interesting particularly because all the school dances and festivals they'd have to mix, and the general separation would lead to the teenagers being even more socially clumsy than the idiots at Hogwarts which would be hilarious.

@Sreliata @johannesmkx Because where I’m from we don’t let people kill themselves due to depression. We actively try to prevent it.

Why the lies? Noelia has repeatedly and consistently expressed her own wish for euthanasia. Stop trying to force your opinion and beliefs on others. The only reason she got that far, is because over the course of YEARS she has remained firm in her wish! It's her own free will. If you want to take that away, I'd look into the mirror to judge who is the monster!

Same in the Netherlands. A 17-year-old girl named Milou was murdered by the state (euthanasia) after she had been raped twice at age 13 and 16. Her parents called the death doctor themselves to have her put down. We should, instead, bring back the death penalty for violent stranger rapes and gang rapes.

@MonotoneMustang The clear solution is a deepfake video campaign of the Orange Ogre saying things like, “you know, they say the B2 wants to eat the 3GD, and I don’t say it, but some do, and he’s got a big appetite, some would say the biggest and I do think he could eat it though, in one setting”.

Taiwan is accusing China of cognitive warfare #military #veteran #geopolitics #foreignpolicy #internationalrelations

@Gruntpa This TeamPCP bullshit has me in a most irritated mood already and if I'm forced to see shit third-worlder takes when Agent Orange sends in the boots I'm probably gonna tip the scales. They need to fix their shit.

North Americans only

@MrLeadslinger Also unable to distinguish the difference between full throttle in the air and decelerating on the ground following descent. People are fucking stupid.

It’s 2026 and people still think those planes should’ve flattened like tin cans against the outside of the buildings and slid to the ground like some kind of Looney Tunes cartoon.

@mike1zr2 @ClaudesBBQ No, he had his leathers on, he’ll be aight.

@ClaudesBBQ I don't think that's gonna work this time. x.com/i/status/20364…

Ho Lee Phuk

@J_Millus_MT The bureaucracy keeps expanding to fulfill the needs of the expanding bureaucracy.

How long until the whole system collapses under the weight of its own ridiculousness? Feels close-ish.

@MCCCANM @MoronPundit Appreciate the analysis.

This story is technically correct, but I think you need more context & it can mislead you as presented. I also don’t think this system – ASDEx (Airport Surface Detection Equipment) – would have prevented the accident & focus should be elsewhere. The controller tried to stop the truck almost immediately after clearing it. Having a transponder in the truck for ASDEx *may* have given the controller a second or two of additional warning, but that’s it. The controller knows where the truck is already, because the truck tells him when he called: “…request to cross 4 at Delta”. This tells the controller that the truck is on taxiway Delta, holding short of runway 4. The Transponder system just shows the truck on a digital map of the airfield. It does *not* prevent the truck from crossing the runway, does *not* prevent the controller from issuing clearance to cross & does *not* alert the truck there is traffic on final approach. It would *not* have warned the aircraft, either. It *might* have turned on the Takeoff Hold Lights (THL), a component of the Runway Status Lights (RSL) system which the pilots *might* have noticed…but there is no procedure for seeing that from the jet on final. As the name implies, the Takeoff Hold Lights are for takeoff. It might look unusual, but it would not force a go-around. If I even managed to notice them, which I doubt, I would have continued my landing. The transponder system *might* have gotten the controller’s attention a second or so earlier, but that’s not clear. I *don’t know* if it sounds an alarm when traffic crosses the “Hold Short” line before a runway…but if it did, I don’t think it would have been more than a second or two earlier than the controller realized the error & started trying to stop the truck. So, yes, investigators will look at this, and probably recommend all vehicles be equipped with transponders, but I don’t see this as being able to prevent the accident. The first mistake was issuing a clearance to cross. The second mistake was the truck not honoring the Runway Status Lights (RSL), which take precedence over a clearance to cross & are an automated system, independent from the tower. The third was not visually clearing for traffic before crossing. A transponder in the truck would not have prevented any of that & not provided any kind of warning to the truck, nor prevent the controller from issuing a clearance to cross in the first place. Transponders in vehicles are not required anywhere, to my knowledge (I could be wrong…maybe on certain vehicles in certain airports, but I don’t think so). They are nice to have, but not strictly necessary. I’m doing more speculating than I’d like to here, but people will speculate anyway & I’d like to at least try to guide it in a productive manner. The correct answer is that multiple variables were involved & only an investigation will tell us what happened. I trust the NTSB. But, if I was a journalist, I’d focus on the RSL. We have video of them being illuminated when the truck starts to cross, then turning off after the truck is on the runway (as it’s programmed to do). That system is designed to prevent almost exactly this type of scenario…it overrides the human factor & takes precedence over Tower’s instructions. Yes, even for emergency vehicles. Ok, I’m going to stop repeating myself. Just trying to provide useful context…hope it helps.

@Kronykal The replies are amazing. It’s as if even today so many people don’t understand that they will iterate off of this, and then iterate, and iterate and ‘BOOM’ (how could anyone have known?) and iterate.

CERN is full of nerds who just do not give a fuck about destroying everything.

@Kronykal Phaeton is gonna set up a bunch of antimatter bombs as a deadman’s switch for when the Exofleet deposes him!