Alex

@AGirlInPhilly Shut up and worry about Philadelphia. You dope

Idiocracy in real time.

@darafaye @iamgabesanchez @spencerpratt Liberal White people who living nowhere near the squalor supporting Bass .......🙈🙉🙊

@iamgabesanchez Wow. Is this true, Pratt Daddy??? @spencerpratt

Spencer Pratt’s $5 million Santa Barbara beachfront rental appears to be family owned by Pratt’s own family. 🧵

@iamgabesanchez Who is like you? Bass? Newsome? You Tool

@iamgabesanchez Cry more bitch boy

Spencer claims he and his family are renting a home in Santa Barbara but public property records tell a VERY different story. The $5 million beachfront property was originally purchased by William C. Pratt III and Janet Pratt in 1992. In July 2007, they transferred 1% to the "KSS Pratt Children's 2007 Trust." Then in December 2007, they transferred 99% of the property to "4513 AVE DEL MAR, LLC."

@SirBylHolte @lavern_spicer

The 15 Greatest Movie Catchphrases: 1. Get away from her you bitch! 2. I’m your huckleberry. 3. It puts the lotion on its skin. 4. You talkin’ to me? 5. Here’s looking at you, kid. 6. We’re gonna need a bigger boat. 7. Say hello to my little friend! 8. You can’t handle the truth! 9. Houston, we have a problem. 10. May the Force be with you. 11. Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker! 12. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. 13. Hasta la vista, baby. 14. I see dead people. 15. KHAAAAAN! What did I leave out?

@WomenBeingAwful It's that time of the month

What's going on here? Wrong answers only.

@SweetPea1636 Someone had to say it

@FOX29philly Never see the street again

Philadelphia police have arrested a man in connection with a triple shooting in West Philadelphia that killed a 20-year-old woman. fox29.com/news/man-arres…

@CNviolations Grew up in a large family and was the youngest...or....Did time in jail or prison

Can't a guy get a little overprotective of his sandwich?

@MontcoCourtNews Better be no less than 15 yrs

Jonathan David Dell, 25, of Philadelphia, CONVICTED by #MontcoPa jury of robbery & related charges for gunpoint home invasion robbery during which packing tape & a dog leash were used to restrain a woman & her adult son as he & a conspirator ransacked Abington Township home.

@HairyHarry42069 @Scheidsa Cry more Bitch Boy

@Scheidsa So they basically stole the idea from whoever was making the Iran ones making fun of Trump 🤣🤣 so he’s a liar and a thief already but not suprised the cult worships him…they’re retards

This may be the song of the summer.

@SweetPea1636 @footballguy82 Me too ... coffee

@footballguy82 I drink my breakfast so i can't even pick one here 🤨

What’s the most important part of your breakfast? The meat (pause) The eggs The pancakes/waffles/muffins The coffee/juice/tea And don’t just vote. Defend your plate. 👀

@unknown91100247 @lmf1030 @Soulful1865 Will see what the charges are

@zebadia67 @lmf1030 @Soulful1865 He could have easily done it but didn't

This is what True FBA brothas do when standing on business.👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾

@unknown91100247 @lmf1030 @Soulful1865 He was trying to break his neck

@zebadia67 @lmf1030 @Soulful1865 He was trying to sleep his azz

@WomenBeingAwful B

Which way, men?

@JoshShapiroPA Shut up and do Something about Philadelphia

Donald Trump is making literally everything cost more.

@AOC @LaurenUnderwood You're a Dope

An honor to be in this fight alongside you, @LaurenUnderwood.

@BreitbartNews Welp...The desperation is showing. I guess the polls about the Midterms are BS.....as usual

Rep. Dan Goldman (D-NY): "I am almost certain right now that there is a lot more material that would implicate Donald Trump in some aspect of Jeffrey Epstein's sex trafficking conspiracy. And I don't mean necessarily that Donald Trump is guilty of being a co-conspirator, but he was involved in some way, and perhaps in more ways than have been we even know about. And that is being covered up."

@lmf1030 @Soulful1865 🙋

@zebadia67 @Soulful1865

@RevRayCistman The phrase "Cracker" refers to the crack of the master's whip.

I’ll be walking around the suburbs calling white people crackers today. I hope they don’t honk out.