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@hallofgoodpod Konerko gives me a Bonerko

If there’s somebody who could get 99% of the HoPG vote and join Adam Jones as “pretty unanimous,” it’s a guy like Paul Konerko.

@AtRealBen “He’s gonna do that Bob thing…” is a core memory breaker

This entire era now feels like it was from a completely different dimension.

@Taylor_McGregor You’re so hot

#Cubs Cade Horton will go on the IL but he said he’s optimistic it’s nothing too serious.

@ATRightMovies What kinda dog shit list is this

Do you agree?

@fromthe108 I remember my first beer

The front row is still a walkway…

@JayCuda Repeating this to my wife then saying “per my boy Jay cuda”

texas basketball is 11-0 (1.000) on thursdays in the last 4 seasons

@khaliltooshort @geeki_300 You are hilarious

@geeki_300 So that means I should accept dumb race swaps?

We wuz wizards and sheit cuh

@dougiesant @nyg_pete Same bro wtf

@nyg_pete That’s the item I wanted most lol

The fact that we can’t get the quarter zip or the polo on the end is asinine. Crazy tease

@JunusAnna @CherokeeOwlBkup 8 tablespoons

@CherokeeOwlBkup What is a stick of butter equal to? They don't sell sticks here in Canada.

Homemade Biscuits

@EddieBarstool Didn’t a guy get shot in the head here and died

Day 14 of posting an Irish bar in Chicago every day in the month of March Bar 14 - Blackthorn Pub at 3300 W 111th in Mount Greenwood

@SKTheKingYT Too bad his name is fucking Papoose

Papoose Is Cooking 50 Cent Right Now 🔥🔥

@ChiSoxFanMike That over 67.5 is looking pretty sexy

My 2026 White Sox Opening Day lineup prediction as of right now: 1. Chase Meidroth 2B 2. Colson Montgomery SS 3. Miguel Vargas 3B 4. Munetaka Murakami 1B 5. Austin Hays RF 6. Andrew Benintendi LF 7. Lenyn Sosa DH 8. Edgar Quero C 9. Luisangel Acuña CF

@spttestslope @alifarhat79 Phase 3: profit

@alifarhat79 Phase 1 is 18-45. Phase 2 is 46-60.

People who just turned 46 hearing there might be a military draft in the U.S.

@snowlikejonn Y’all are signing a Guard

Saints drafting an O lineman 1st round I’m more ready than ever for it

@EddieBarstool @CorkandKerry RIP McCardle

Day 8 of posting an Irish bar in Chicago every day in the month of March Bar 8 - Cork & Kerry at 10614 S Western Ave @CorkandKerry

@snowlikejonn Meh

Look it’s not a bad card Colby turned down Nickal, But Daukas? Hoping to see O Malley KO Zahabi Garcia vs Lopez will be a banger Shoulda been Conor vs Chandler Shoulda been Jon against Alex Main Event will be a banger

@SouthportCor This place shits on fry the coop

Hattie B’s Opens in Wrigleyville southportcorridorchicago.com/2026/02/25/hat… via @southportcor

@snowlikejonn I think he smashed his face on the glass when they were celebrating 😳

This guy bled and gave his teeth up for me to be able to talk shit and feel good I love these type of warriors. Proud to witness history

@yducknow I’ll give you 4 cents each for them vanilla wafers

In one sentence prove that you've watched Game of Thrones:

@Rainmaker1973 @grok how much kimchi would I need to consume daily based on these findings?

Kimchi has been found to fine-tune immunity at the cellular level. In a groundbreaking human clinical trial, researchers employed cutting-edge single-cell genetic analysis to explore kimchi's impact on the immune system. Over 12 weeks, overweight adults received either a placebo or powder from two varieties of kimchi. The findings show that kimchi not only enhances immune defenses but also promotes their regulation. Scientists from the World Institute of Kimchi observed that participants consuming kimchi exhibited heightened activity in antigen-presenting cells (APCs), which play a key role in identifying pathogens such as bacteria and viruses. Simultaneously, CD4+ T cells developed a more balanced profile, incorporating both effector cells for fighting threats and regulatory cells to prevent overreactions. This dual effect equips the immune system to mount effective responses while avoiding harmful inflammation. The trial utilized single-cell RNA sequencing (scRNA-seq), a precise technique that examines gene expression in individual immune cells, uncovering nuanced changes undetectable by standard blood tests. Fermentation method influenced outcomes: both spontaneous and starter-culture kimchi yielded benefits, but the starter version demonstrated superior effects, including enhanced antigen detection and reduced extraneous immune signaling. This represents the world's first clinical demonstration of kimchi's immunomodulatory action at the genetic level, highlighting its promise for managing hyperactive immune conditions. ["Single-cell RNA sequencing reveals that kimchi dietary intervention modulates human antigen-presenting and CD4⁺ T cells." npj Science of Food, 2025]