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*uterus sheds its lining and REGENERATES itself every month* “a human organ that can self-regenerate - hmm… that’s not interesting at all, let’s never study this.” - the medical community -

One of the saddest scenes in the modern world is an immigrant apologizing for their accent to someone who speaks only one language.

Too many Arabic bars from a Jewish nigga . I’ll let it rock tho

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

Any nigga that's ever blown hookah smoke into a camera needs to be entered into the military draft

It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first since you’re all so eager

Is safa from dubai bling okay?

reading is a great hobby because it lets you bedrot with moral superiority

let’s normalise gold jewellery bouquets.

@thewitcher yall could’ve kept season 4 until henry cavil was available again 😩

an african child like me is not supposed to see this much snow

Healthcare premiums have doubled and y’all eating a cheesecake cookie salad!

the countless sunsets i’ve missed bec of employment

The weather is conspiring against the ice cream eating agenda but we will not be silenced.

Mango tastes like it’s serious about being a fruit

Idk why our culture makes it out that being under 25 is peak beauty, the hottest I’ve seen women get is in their mid 30s

No try that ragebait thing on me. I dey easily vex

rick ross healing my money blocks