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@FriendEden100 I can't. I just can't be polite. This isn't even about abortion to me. It's about losing my personal autonomy and being a target just for being a woman. I've had enough of that in my life without the government endorsing it, thank you. So duck all the way off @BillCassidy

@HillBeverlyhill @donpaul529 Our kinda guy

@TessPlease2010 Hell freezing over?

@Meidas_LaurenA Shitter died at least a year ago

This would kill Twitter!!! Elon Musk says Twitter, now X, is moving to monthly subscription fees and has 550 million users. cnbc.com/2023/09/18/mus…

@sub_pape Skunk orbannon?

"Does bathing in tomato juice work" was the most popular Google search made by attendees of last night's party at Mar-a-Lago.

@_Yayger We need to expand and exercise our vocabulary going into 2024. Let's work on describing the ind3scribable pile of festering horsepucky

Greg Abbot is an utterly despicable POS

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@mathers_georgia I heard the pay's pretty good

Just blocked a guy who accused me of working for Satan. I had no idea Satan needs employees 😂

@kwok_xian Bacon 🥓

What is this dog thinking ?

Cheers to a new year!

We hope sweet Shadow (#R156693) starts her 2024 off with a loving, forever home.We want to remind Shadow that the best years of her life are yet to come. Visit our Port Washington, NY adoption center to meet this gentle soul! #GetYourRescueOn

Happy New Year! I wish you health, happiness and the very best in 2024.

@mskane2u Midnight in the garden of good and evil

The Bodyguard!

Home again. The grief of our neighbors doesn’t obey our calendars. But, every day, try to live with the truth: We all matter or none of us do. And all means all. I wish you all a more happy, healthy, and resilient 2024.

Need some good thoughts for our old fella Oscar. Spent afternoon at the emergency vet. Not good news. He has a mass. We need a better ultrasound to determine if it is his spleen or liver. Hemangiosarcoma 😞 pancreatitis…and anaplasmosis. Great end to this freakin year. 2023 be gone. Please

New York City has its Times Square Ball Drop...North Shore Animal League America has its BONE Drop! Join our adorable, adoptable pups as we ring in 2024! #GetYourRescueOn #Adopt #HappyNewYear

@GwenGraham Honey. It only took Ian 12 hours to flatten Florida

“The Bahamas and the United States enjoy an enduring and unique partnership. (Chargé D’affaires Usha Pitts) regrets if DeSantis’ comments suggested anything other than a close alliance between our two democratic nations,” statement from the U.S. Embassy. floridapolitics.com/archives/65067…

@DemocraticDaisy Twofer!

Vivek Ramaswamy Says He Won’t Be On Maine Ballot If Donald Trump Is Banned msn.com/en-us/news/pol…

@Sinfulskin2 Not in Orlando. That's the definition of Hell

Do you ever just drive around for the hell of it? 🚗