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502 million in liquidations We are now clear for another leg up, resume uponly

The current price action on $PUMP in current market conditions is actually a crime against humanity

Via @5thrule, this is now 4 straight days where the S&P 500 had a trading range greater than 5%. The only other times this has happened were 1987, 2008, and 2020.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: HATERS IN DISBELIEF AS TAPROOT WIZARDS ANNOUNCE $30,000,000.00 SERIES A ROUND (REAL) (Mossad HQ, Tel Aviv) 2 years ago, the Taproot Wizards team inscribed the first 4MB block in bitcoin’s history with an image of a bald wizard. that historic event marked the generational bottom for BTC: in the 2 years that followed, tens of thousands of bitcoiners took a shower for the first time. the most notorious laser-eye maxis called it quits and shut down their podcasts. and the president of the united states of america posted a Taproot Wizards hat on his instagram account. “the $30,000,000.00 raised will allow us to bribe miners and rogue NSA agents to activate OP_CAT” said customer support intern Udi Wertheimer. “with bitcoin mempools clearing up, we would also use the funds to push more spam into the chain, to the benefit of all mining pools (except ocean)” “ok udi but we will also use it to gear up development efforts and make bitcoin magical again with new and exciting protocols based on OP_CAT” says eric.eth, aka Taproot Wizard #0002. “sure, that too”, udi adds. the round is led by @standardcrypto which is doubling down on its major commitment to the bitcoin ecosystem, joined by funds including @cyberfund, @__geometry__, @ColliderVC and others. photos of the investors taking showers were not made available at the time of this release. 🔶🔶🔶 MORE NEWS COMING ANNOUNCEMENT 2 LOADING... 🪄 FOLLOW @TAPROOTWIZARDS AND TURN ON NOTIFICATIONS 🔔

The cabal is real, but it’s not filled with shadowy masterminds… Just slimy grifters

@wenmoon_cro taproot bozos

@amenocoinsol in these dark times one must believe in something

CTO IS IN FULL EFFECT!! RISING FROM 10k to above 150k now and we are only just beginning!! AMENO_THE_MARKET_SAVER dextools.io/app/en/solana/…

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@___jackals The cabal is real Find the next TRB for genny wealth

brother if you think there is such a thing as a cabal that pumps the coins and you have identified such a coin why are you not aggressively aping the supposed manipulated up only coin????????

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cat-an is an A tier meme for nerds

@___jackals @naniXBT This is my bear market business, Will be in Whole Foods by Q4 2025

@naniXBT too simple gotta call them like “doggy doodoo dabbers” come on man we’re sitting on gold here

this is brilliant target the upper middle class white moms and make them feel self conscious about their dogs shitty asshole with targeted ads until this becomes a real product. i give it like 1-2 years tops

Did you buy the coin of the day?

Alts not respecting the bounce What happens to alts if BTC goes to 62k or 55k?

@blknoiz06 Lmfao

somebody just sent me this on telegram yall have lost your minds lmao

It’s over (Before we’re so back)

@1goonrich gary wants some catnip

@lBattleRhino But rhino equities are going to 0

This is the chart I’m seeing y’all panic over?

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