Cris

@HSVSphere type shit bro

Stop saying "ts", "type shit", "ong", "fr", "lowkirk", ... It's bad for you

Claude ignoring previous stuff and misinterpreting slang on purpose is gem...

they just forgot to run their claude security review 🤣

@housesarebig lets recycle our opponents runes next!!!

Why did they make Dark Hole so expensive?? This game has a balance problem

@saori_xbt @ThePrimeagen @OpenAI you guys bought out all the ram give us 4m context window kty

@zerodmg @ThePrimeagen broke my context window, will have to stick to paying this web app $1 for every conversion

ffmpeg -i input.webp output.png

@saori_xbt @ThePrimeagen ffmpeg.org/ffmpeg.html enjoy!

@ThePrimeagen is there a skill for this command

It didn't take Riftbound to know that purple is best in slot color btw Just a fact

Wow. Delve just took down all of their customer logos as well as the entire testimonials tab and page. Never seen a company die in realtime before.

@BryanOnel86 That's okay the internet never forgets: web.archive.org/web/2026021408…🤪

lmfao welp alright then...

The code paths in question: - 6 useEffects in a single component - setTimeouts to "wait" for something to occur on your file system - Responding with every result from database without limits - randomly deleting authorization from critical API endpoints These people have no idea what they're talking about it's unbelievable. Immense amounts of slop and larp. How do I hold all of this coal?

@HSVSphere Is switch 2 emulated already?

@zerodmg No, don't buy Nintendo hardware at all. Get the Gaben3000UltimateNintendoPiracyDeck

But bro, European tech laws are all bad!!1!1!!1!

shut it all down man jesus christ lmao

@neogoose_btw seeing that little claude icon on a commit

You need to be a special kind to let your llm to sign commits for you

this isnt an unpopular opinion btw

@ohryansbelt Embarrassing. If it's really all true the employees at Delve are all complicit in this too. Because how are you building this product and not in the know of what's happening? We have Whistleblower Laws under the department of labor in the US for this reason.

Delve, a YC-backed compliance startup that raised $32 million, has been accused of systematically faking SOC 2, ISO 27001, HIPAA, and GDPR compliance reports for hundreds of clients. According to a detailed Substack investigation by DeepDelver, a leaked Google spreadsheet containing links to hundreds of confidential draft audit reports revealed that Delve generates auditor conclusions before any auditor reviews evidence, uses the same template across 99.8% of reports, and relies on Indian certification mills operating through empty US shells instead of the "US-based CPA firms" they advertise. Here's the breakdown: > 493 out of 494 leaked SOC 2 reports allegedly contain identical boilerplate text, including the same grammatical errors and nonsensical sentences, with only a company name, logo, org chart, and signature swapped in > Auditor conclusions and test procedures are reportedly pre-written in draft reports before clients even provide their company description, which would violate AICPA independence rules requiring auditors to independently design tests and form conclusions > All 259 Type II reports claim zero security incidents, zero personnel changes, zero customer terminations, and zero cyber incidents during the observation period, with identical "unable to test" conclusions across every client > Delve's "US-based auditors" are actually Accorp and Gradient, described as Indian certification mills operating through US shell entities. 99%+ of clients reportedly went through one of these two firms over the past 6 months > The platform allegedly publishes fully populated trust pages claiming vulnerability scanning, pentesting, and data recovery simulations before any compliance work has been done > Delve pre-fabricates board meeting minutes, risk assessments, security incident simulations, and employee evidence that clients can adopt with a single click, according to the author > Most "integrations" are just containers for manual screenshots with no actual API connections. The author describes the platform as a "SOC 2 template pack with a thin SaaS wrapper" > When the leak was exposed, CEO Karun Kaushik emailed clients calling the allegations "falsified claims" from an "AI-generated email" and stated no sensitive data was accessed, while the reports themselves contained private signatures and confidential architecture diagrams > Companies relying on these reports could face criminal liability under HIPAA and fines up to 4% of global revenue under GDPR for compliance violations they believed were resolved > When clients threaten to leave, Delve reportedly pairs them with an external vCISO for manual off-platform work, which the author argues proves their own platform can't deliver real compliance > Delve's sales price dropped from $15,000 to $6,000 with ISO 27001 and a penetration test thrown in when a client mentioned considering a competitor

I would also go as far as getting a list of Delve employees and blacklist them too. You're all complicit in this.

Yeah any company that is listed by Delve should be heavily scrutinized and in my opinion you shouldn't use them at all. Having read like 30% of the Substack article so far there is absolutely no way any serious company that actually cares about their compliance would have continued with them. The amount of red flags I saw right off the bat is so fucking alarming. Compliance is absolutely serious and shouldn't be taken lightly. I need to start a blacklist. I cannot trust any of them.

"The moment I used Delve, I knew it was the future" This has to be a massive joke.

@OpenAI Also don't get me started on how unusable Claude Code is. I don't really understand how anyone does any real work with that garbage they call "software"

Their bullshit is the reason why I've been paying @OpenAI $200 a month and I'm more than happy to continue supporting them. Great models.