zero-g spot

when i whip out the weiner flute, people fucking listen

🇯🇵 I love how the sky looks so purple in the Tokyo evening.

@AcridCyst I had no idea

@zerogspot As a bald man, this is harassment.

trying to decide if I will let my hair grow to insane lengths this year

everybody was Kung food fighting

somewhere in the 90s

@AstroAngel11 🌲🌳🌴😄

@zerogspot Wood be surprised 😄

what if trees have been recording everything we say

eventually all of our shoes will look like feet

In space no one can see you age

6 million dollar man boobs

@AcridCyst 😂😂😂😂

@zerogspot Don't ruin this for me

in the movies when they are doing shots of whiskey it's apple juice

@AcridCyst it's so they don't forget their lines