son im crine

Matched with someone on hinge and got ghosted, guess who I had job training all day with lmao

drunk enough to tweet again😈😈😈

Belgium has had enough and is protesting against 67

we're like two discourse cycles away from ppl saying that premarital sex is problematic

@MarchMadnessMBB thanks i hate it

A look at the new bracket 👀

yo but if there's me that means... dad... my man 🤝😂

niggas be scared to dm a girl whole time she eat double quarter pounders

@iamasoothsayer no.

2023: Corona ended 2026: Hantavirus

texting the 8 ball woman to play 8 ball #tinder

@trains_mp4 schizo tweeting 25/8 bro it’s the only way

twitter is the best platform for people who regularly just talk to themselves

yeah that’s what i thought😂😂

@gonefromgrief @bowsnbubbles i heard green needle

how old you were guys when you were 7

@_wej01 what if i was only mormon in concept

You receive $2,000 a week for life, but you can never drink coffee/redbull again. Would you take the deal?????

@N7_PHOENIX @whimpermanence you’d never see me again bro

@whimpermanence Should ask the fellas over at r/smalldickproblems. This is brutal.

how do men cope with having really small dicks like genuinely

@KOT4Q reminds me of the time the rockets missed 27 consecutive 3’s

I cannot believe what im watching. 21 straight misses is insaneee

@dinosaurs1969 men tik tok

relationships are actually fun when you’re not dating a lying whore