Johnny LongWood

@C_3C_3 People would talk about it sure, but it wouldn’t stop people from doing it

Do you think Tanner Horner should be publicly executed for the murder of Athena Strand? Think of the societal impact. What say you?

@hannahbggg Wutttt😂

People on here yap to me ALL the time about how “no one watches women’s sports because they’re just not good products” and “the skill level is just too low to enjoy” but now a MEN’s golf league with some of the BEST players in the history of the game is failing because… wait for it… no one watched it. lol

@NotWokeinAZ @AngelMD1103 wtf are you taking about 😂 nothing but Chemicals?? Hahahah they aren’t the best steaks obviously but don’t just make up lies for clicks

@AngelMD1103 I actually did this with the same guy in Globe Arizona. Saw the sign and long story short, I bought $150 worth which he discounted when I saw that they're about 1/4" thick. Nothing but chemicals. My wife and I threw them away, we literally wouldn't give them to our dogs. Beware

He was just running a normal errand… pulling into the parking lot of Lowe’s when something caught his eye. A truck. Loud sign. “20 RIBEYES FOR $39.99.” That’s not a deal. That’s a shock. He paused. Looked again. Did the math in his head. This didn’t make sense. Ribeyes don’t cost that little. Ever. But curiosity got the better of him… and that’s exactly what the seller was counting on. The guy at the truck was friendly, confident, and almost too smooth. He showed him the steaks, real beef, he claimed. No “meat glue,” no tricks. It's just a great deal. The steaks looked… okay." A little thin. A little too uniform. But still, 20 for $39.99? It felt like one of those moments where you either walk away… or roll the dice. And he did. He paid. Took the box. Drove home, wondering if he just scored big or got played. Later, reality started to set in. The size. The quality. The reputation people online were warning about. Suddenly, that “deal” didn’t feel like a steal anymore. It felt like a lesson. If a deal feels too good to be true… it usually comes with a catch you don’t see until it’s too late. Be honest. If you saw “20 ribeyes for $39.99” in a parking lot… are you walking away or taking the risk just to see?

@DrCamRx Bad fucking example to use, the sides looked like this for 10 years long before Tirz or Reta were a thing haha

If you’re on Tirzepatide, are you still natty?

Nobody is required to love your dog. I know I sound like a prick. But stop bringing them in stores. Just last Friday, I stopped in a store and a guy in checkout has his dog and it jumps on me as I walk past them. “Oh he just loves people” they say obliviously. So? I’m having to go to customers and the dog got dirt streaks on the thigh of my pants. And spare me the “if you don’t like it, don’t go in the store” bullshit. If you can’t make it through a store without your dog, it’s not me with the issues. I had a dog. It was a great dog. Best part of our family at times. But I expect NOBODY to have to deal with my occasionally over-excited dog, especially in a public place. I’d never have even thought of bringing a dog (I’ve seen it twice now) in a restaurant. Hell, if a person came over my house who was uncomfortable with it acting up, I’d take him in the other room. And for those with actual service pets? You really should speak up, because the people who don’t have well trained dogs are going to lose you that privilege. *end rant

@bwillems1000 @honeyNonABG Good for you man lol not everyone wants to or has the time to join groups they have no interest in outside of it being an opportunity to meet chicks

@zgc94 @honeyNonABG There are ways. For instance I joined a run club when I first moved to Savannah and there are many beautiful women whom I get to see weekly. Not daily but it’s a good start. Fitness groups tend to filter for hot people anyway.

When someone dates on apps, they become a number. Compared with other ppl. Essentially putting a discount on themselves. When they meet irl, they are a person, not to be compared with others. They are a soul. People automatically and subconsciously prioritize people they meet irl and through friends. Thats how female attraction works (time spent grows attraction) and males bond (men investing time in a woman). Apps are filled with men who are too scared to approach women irl or men who want casual and can get it easily because they’re photogenic, and women who catfish or try to earn a man’s love through casual sex. Yes, there are good people on there but they get overlooked consistently. Yes there are great relationships formed on there but they’re exceptional. It’s not you. It’s the apps.

@bwillems1000 @honeyNonABG Ok of course that’s ideal but this blossoming community of multiple women a man sees and interacts with on a day to day basis after moving to a new city (the case for many) is not the reality of the situation lol highschool and college are over

@zgc94 @honeyNonABG Who tf approaches at Kroger lmao Build community through activities and befriend women you see regularly

@lizzkelly7 Of course you do, as long as it’s your own money you made yourself that’s definitely your right lol

Ladies, if your man can’t fix a car, do plumbing, mow the lawn, or anything he can fix with his hands, but instead hires a maintenance worker to do it, then you have the right to hire cleaning services, a chef, and a nanny to avoid doing any unpaid labor

@thegenesisbl0ck 99% of chicks will never look like that, you don’t trip and fall into being that jacked as a woman just cuz she lifted some weights for a while it’s gonna do almost all chicks way more good than bad

Being a gym girl and putting on a considerable amount of muscle will inevitably make you look less feminine. You’re literally training in the same way MEN do. Being afraid of lifting weights because it will make you look “bulky” is a valid fear.

@peachsweet_tea Yeah that chick is jacked af in a great way if it’s her goal but you don’t just trip and fall into looking that way lol

Uh yeah not true lol she’s eaten in a surplus for years and is more than likely on enhancements. I’ve been lifting weights “like a man” (because my husband showed me my routine) for 6 years and I don’t look anywhere near that because I don’t eat what it takes to look like that

@Tanyaelisabeth Fake reaction for clicks lol

I was pro choice until I found out at 20 years old that I lost a sibling through abortion When it hit that close to home I was faced with feelings I had never had before. What do you mean one of us is missing? Abortion has a far greater impact than just a “personal medical choice between a woman and her doctor”, my brother or sister they were a real person, a real human, they shared the same parents as me, they were part of me, of our entire family. Who knows what kind of wonderful things they would have done? the memories, stories, all of it is just gone, never to be allowed to exist because of one selfish decision. Learning this also made me so confused as to why was I allowed to exist and live? Why did she make the choice to allow me to live and yet did not allow my sibling the same right? Why me and not them? You say you love me but had I come at another time would you have decided to not have me? How can you love someone when you can so easily decide if they live or die? How can you truly love a child if you are willing to live without them, and not only that, be the reason they die?

@DumbMoney92 @theficouple 😂😂😂 jfc good luck

If you're under 40, please read this: Millions of guys in their 20's & 30's right now think they can pick stocks. They think they're the next Warren Buffett & they can beat the S&P 500. ..Please know 100% of them will fail miserably & wish they just index fund & chilled.

@33CACahouete @theficouple What’s your networth? 😂

@theficouple Meanwhile my portfolio is +60% in a year.

@rockypepino @theficouple What’s your networth? 😂

@theficouple Tell me you can’t trade without telling me you can’t trade

@cmj_128 @theficouple What’s your net worth?

@theficouple Ugh, why did I invest in PLTR and NVDA in 2022. I totally regret it.

@JustusFult99485 @theficouple Lmaoo

@theficouple Took out 12k along the way so far, started with 10k I’ll take that bet. Just cause you’re a scrub doesn’t mean we are brother.

@tom7heaton @theficouple What’s your networth tom?

@theficouple This advice is for absolute losers! I am not an investment banker but I consistently beat S&P with basic research and patience.

@DingleberryBush @theficouple What’s your networth?

@theficouple I’ve been picking stocks since 19 & have consistently beat the market.

@DumbMoney92 @theficouple What’s your networth Jason?

@theficouple Dude you’re talking nonsense. As a retail trader you have the advantage of pivoting quickly. I’ve beat the market every single year since 2018

@silvercue @theficouple What’s your networth

@theficouple I have beaten the SPX every year since I started investing 8 years ago. It is so easy. I also have index linked funds, but they don’t return as much.