Isabel

I signed up for a pole dancing class and paid an Etsy witch to tell me about my soulmate in a span of 10 minutes

Split the G perfectly as fontaines DC played in the background

This summer I’m just going to lay in the grass

I am a grown adult woman now bc I was blacked out over the weekend and did not text or call the man who dumped me 🧘‍♀️

People who back into parking spots cannot be truly present. You envisualized your departure the moment you arrived

@Mickey__Louis me please

just found out my top surgeon went out to Gaza as a plastic surgeon to help the wounded thats some queen shit

The edible hit at brunch and I was talking about Gabriette like she was an old friend

me af

the one true pop girl x actor couple supreme #sorry

People with really strong customer service voice give me the creeps

Signed up for the gym while I was ovulating now I have to keep going during my luteal phase

Ofc the world libbed out during a Taurus full moon 💅

Does Ethan Hawke have a controversially young gf?? Does he need one?

NIALL was Sally in LONDON. I should have been there!

I love my mom bc I text her who is Sally at every Role model show and she pretends to care

In another life I’m a mid tier pop singer dating a quarterback

Really scary amount of mustaches on San Diego hinge

I rarely dine alone but God gives me a male waiter every time

@ugfemmo I had pre workout in the morning and I had to go home on my break at work to make sure I didn’t leave my burner on 😜

I’ve reduced my caffeine consumption so fiercely that I bumped it back up with a Celsius today and feel crazy levels of anxiety and shakes

Maybe the witch I bought a love spell from months ago that clearly doesn’t work could take me off her email list