the pizza maker

@applealicepie As a lesbian i don’t understand what the fuck this means

the average non-lesbian genuinely believes not having sex with men is prude behavior

@dykegrrl As a lesbian who doesn’t discredit other people’s sex, all sex is real, orgasm or not. If you want to call it for what it really is, we can just say intercourse. Some straight women are lucky to orgasm and most are used to not, either way all consenting sex is real sex..

lesbian sex is the only real sex because it lasts a very long time and results in multiple orgasms. other sex doesn’t count.

@finalcut83 @dykegrrl That’s why it’s even better, no fear of pregnancy. Fuck it out allll you want

@dykegrrl But you can’t make babies

@mr_tashiduncan Pretty sure we’ve all learned that euphoria wasn’t directed with a frontal lobe intact….

nate could have easily payed off his debt if he just sold that ugly house, his cyber truck and all that bottega veneta and might still be alive! idk just a thought #Euphoria

@MichaelVit24596 @theraybao @Softnessa_ Both of your brains are bashed in. Race and political matters have nothing to do with this. Stop equivocating scenarios that have nothing to do with it. It’s a rich parent versus an ungrateful kid. The kid deserves a card board box on wheels and to pay rent.

@theraybao @Softnessa_ Yessir You either straighten them out or society will, and society doesn't care about your kid. 🤷‍♂️

Parents, What you doing if your kid does this ?

@electronicmovie @evaabreanna That’s okay!! Nothing wrong with that

@zippmized__ @evaabreanna Guess I’m an outlier 😅

Valid af. Just decorated the room to get fucked lmfao. No dinner, no date, no ramo, no gifts. Just dick and some flower pedals 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@BennsEmm @evaabreanna I read another article stating 95% satisfaction rate for men and 65% for women.

@zippmized__ @evaabreanna exactly. it’s scientifically proven that only about 20% of women are able to feel pleasure from just dick. 80% of women literally don’t feel anything from dick.

@josh_manee @wottheberry Sybau cus ur bitchin

@wottheberry She started crying? Lol

white girl really got beat for sitting next to her 😭 she stood on business from the jump (literally) bus driver in full NPC mode

@Lifes_harddd @TheRightsAngle @evaabreanna Plenty isn’t all

@zippmized__ @TheRightsAngle @evaabreanna I can’t sleep with a woman I’m not attracted to.

@filipe_viz @evaabreanna No, look it up.

@zippmized__ @evaabreanna They actually do!! Just not urs. Fuck em!!

@TBox954 @KaedeKookie @whomiyaaaa @evaabreanna Don’t pick shitty women?

@KaedeKookie @whomiyaaaa @evaabreanna That’s literally all yall offer for birthdays, fathers day, valentines

@TheRightsAngle @evaabreanna Exactly, plenty of men sleep w women they aren’t attracted to.

@zippmized__ @evaabreanna They sure as fuck do when they are attracted to you.

@DredLocJesus @evaabreanna Maybe perform better?

@zz598172 @evaabreanna That true, in a generalized sense because statistically men don’t perform as well, which is why the studies show women aren’t satisfied.

@zippmized__ @evaabreanna They do if it’s good clearly he not putting it down right

@wrecalotju @evaabreanna What a logical way of thinking my guy

@zippmized__ @evaabreanna 😂😭 yeah you a simp fs

@DredLocJesus @evaabreanna Not the solution

@wrecalotju @evaabreanna It’s literally scientifically proven

@zippmized__ @evaabreanna Cap

@daddydjsr74 @Raw_Combat_ Still hearing the gurgle man idk try closing your mouth?

@zippmized__ @Raw_Combat_ Well that's funny because you can read just fine. Anytime you want to say that to my face try it see what happens. F****** p****

A 73-year-old man was harassed by a bully in front of his wife... but he didn't know who he was messing with and ended up learning a lesson.

@daddydjsr74 @Raw_Combat_ Can you speak up we can’t hear you over the gurgle coming from your mouth while you suckin dick?

@Raw_Combat_ And of course the dumbass female trying to get in the middle of it. These b****** do nothing but cause problems. B**** stay the f*** out of it. Let him handle it. Stay the f*** out of it