Po Ming

See a stray cat, oh... gang

The 5 second rule was definitely invented as a way to make people eat the food as soon as possible to break the stigma of eating floor food. The 5 seconds that it takes for germs to get on the food was all just a coverup

Asked the car salesman to “show me the carfax” and he sighed in disgust

Now we’re talking

That deep voice old guy with the green chilis on instagram finally wore me down.. 2 jars of some sort of product are on their way to ny

@W_Yarbrough_10 @FOS @FOS geez watch out for this guy with the heat @W_Yarbrough_10

The Pacers chartered two flights for their employees to attend Game 1 of the NBA Finals in OKC. This is their employee section when Tyrese Haliburton hit the game-winner:

@speendawg @Jefferytweets69 It’s one of those long boys is the issue. Dum Dum and straight in the mouth but this thing would would be working me @speendawg @Jefferytweets69

@Jefferytweets69 @zlas41

I acquired an elite lollipop at lunch but cannot bring myself to engage it at my desk and it’s breaking me down

the lion does in fact concern himself with latinas

Girl caught me accidentally spitting my gum out and I say sorry it was a mouth egg. She was repulsed. Sorry you don’t get this vibe babe

Goddamnit fuck! I forgot my fucking DS in NY. How will my Muk level up :/

Thinking of placing a massive bet on the game tonight and then forcing myself to only watch the Simpsons cast

Lots of people wondering where Po is gonna take his talents this election season. I am proud to announce my support for a mainstay in politics and a glimmer of hope in this divisive time Po is for Vermin “the Peoples Champ”Supreme

Stay Sharp 😤😤🔥💯

@W_Yarbrough_10 Have to secure the base otherwise the slices get wonky

Ya, I’ll take 1,000,000

@oatmealkurtin My passion is art

I now eat apples with a knife and I cannot recommend it enough. The slivers stay fresh and you don’t get too much apple at a time

Team USA… never a doubt!!!!!

moderator: what are your views on the economy? joe biden: i. well i uh. [nose starts bleeding] hmm. donald trump: we’re gonna find and kill the grinch. mark my words. we are gonna use the big guns. it’s gonna be something folks

I have developed a genuine passion for betting on the WNBA