zack morgan
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zack morgan
@zman_pr
husband, dad, bean counter, used to travel all the time now I just wanna stay home, daily gravity tester.
Where Pen is Katılım Mart 2009
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@StenhouseJr @wrangler3chevy @joe_srigley @SiriusXMNASCAR @Daniel_SuarezG And I know of at least one sponsor that likes a little moxy. Well 2…I doubt you got a scathing call from Lauren 🤣🤣🤣
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On @SiriusXMNASCAR, @Daniel_SuarezG talks about his beef on Sunday at Las Vegas Motor Speedway with former teammate Ross Chastain.
So, why didn't he fight Ross on pit road?
1⃣ "To punch him and put him on the ground, it was going to cost me $50,000."
2⃣ "The sponsors never like that. The sponsors like exposure, but they don't like bad media and bad PR."
3⃣ "If I want to fight Ross, and he knows this, he's not going to last five seconds. So, what am I going to gain from that?"
#NASCAR

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@ripjetson9 @zman_pr @jmburdett Toaster cleaning ratio:
You drive a douched Subaru and have a four-slice multiple setting wedding registry toaster... once a week.
You drive the Jetson Wagon and have a two-slice $9.99 Walmart Chinese Funai toaster... don't clean until the smoke alarm goes off... if even that
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So last year @zman_pr gifted me my very first toaster at home, ive used it once
@jmburdett sent me a Bob Ross toaster for work a few years ago and ive used it twice
Whats the actual cleaning schedule on a toaster @FANSFund 🤷🏻♂️
FANS Fund@FANSFund
@ripjetson9 Dont forget...cleaning dried bread crumbs out of the toaster... that's a big one if you want to be normal.
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Bad Brad Looney was/is one hell of a wheelman. Really good guy with a great family and does awesome glass work. He always had a good number too 😎 #14

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@byEliHoff How can this be allowed? If you wanna make that call in the moment then fine…but to go look at everything in slow motion? Ridiculous.
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@zman_pr @gary_carro746 That's the Raye Vest rig beside him. Mr. Vest and Rick Eckert had some great wins together! #24
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@STaranto92 I like the idea of elder statesmen in the lower series. For every Dale there is an Allgaier. For every Allgaier there is a Dennis Setzer and I like it ☺️
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I think I've said this before, but,
Part of me will always wonder how much Justin Allgaier could've achieved in Cup had Penske prioritized retaining him. And yet it's a moot point because Allgaier's going to go down as a Hall of Famer and arguably the GOAT of his series.
Steven Taranto@STaranto92
Something else worth noting from tonight: Justin Allgaier has now won races in the Nationwide, Xfinity, and O'Reilly Auto Parts eras of NASCAR's Grand National level series
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@MaggieLJohnson Furniture capital of the US…and them kids are loooooaded…well at least whoever is footing the bill is 🤣
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@ripjetson9 I went to college…late 🤣 and I ain’t doing any of that. Grinders are still gonna do what they do…

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@MatthewDillner Now you know how it feels when USA wouldn’t have a post race for law and order 🤣🤣🤣.
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Did ESPN just dump out after a dramatic #isles win to simulated golf???? With no post game interview or three stars???
🤔
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@nascarcasm @markmartin Needs to be “The Kid Cooler” since he is Mark “The Kid” Martin. 😎
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Now more than ever we need the @markmartin Balls Cooler™️ installed in every race car for when cool shirts fail. No moving parts. Can't malfunction. Keeps the balls cool. We'll even refer to it as "The Martin Device."
Mark Martin@markmartin
That’s the hose I ran from the A post to my balls. It attached to the seat between my legs. I ran this every race until I retired.
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To anyone still reading this novel….@chromedude1 and I have been DM’ing. He’s a friend and deserved better than me airing shit out here but I’m leaving it to own my shortcomings. Love your friends and your country 🇺🇸✌️
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@chromedude1 your meme isn’t accurate. Census says 154 million voted while 174 were registered. Heritage (who wrote project 2025) looked at 32 elections going back 30 years and found a grand total of 39 cases of voter fraud…in over 100 million votes cast according to Brookings
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