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@GCazike @atrupar That's so good I can't tell if you made it up

@atrupar “The thing about squirrels is they’re fast, I mean really fast, and they bite, but they’re not as fast as me. People say they’ve never seen an alligator as fast as me, thats the thing, lion’s they bite too, and they’re fast, like squirrels…”

Trump: "No president has ever taken a cognitive test except me. I've taken three of them. One in the first administration. They're hard. The first question is easy. You have a lion, a bear, an alligator, and a squirrel. 'Which is the squirrel?'"

@mitchellvii theguardian.com/us-news/articl…

Well oil went up $3 today. That means prices at the pump will be $.50 higher tomorrow. And when oil falls back down to $80, pump prices will take a month to retreat. Instant up, slow down. Gas retailers are SCREWING US.

@mitchellvii nytimes.com/2024/05/09/cli…

@mitchellvii politico.com/news/2024/05/0…

@mitchellvii Stfu cuck

In prior times when oil was around $100 a barrel, gas prices were about $3.50 per gallon. We are being gouged by retailers big time!

@Milajoy You all are morons. Wisconsin had an inactive list for stopping fraud. You're combining both lists. Why lie if you are so sure this is happening????

"We only have 4 million adults in the state of Wisconsin, but 7.13 million are on the voter rolls.”

@JoeDeCamara It's in the planning phase and you will be invited! But you can't be calling local college coaches asking who I am...

@zmanrules12345 When is it? Where is it? And who is this? Thanks!

@JoeDeCamara lower Moreland class of 96 here. Do you want an invite to our 30-year reunion??

@TheRealDon85 The only fitting one...a 🌮

If Donald Trump was having a heart attack and you had 5 minutes to save him, what kind of sandwich would you make?

@NancyMace Stop teasing us!

Pray for President Trump.

@Brodes81 Let's go! My family of 4 is ready

I got 4 tickets for Phillies 5:35pm game tonight! Would love to send a family 🙏🏼🙏🏼 Just comment below on this and I’ll use a random comment generator to pick the winner at 4pm👍🏼 (Sorry for late notice)

@_piccone Narrator whispers: they are not done

They’re done.

@Patrickwebb Billions of shots. Where are the bodies?

BREAKING: COVID vaccine revealed to be 55x more deadly than the flu shot, per Ron Johnson.

Name this strain and get to be our seeds and buds permanents tester Good luck Only 5 winners Best names wins

@ShadowofEzra "wait, the ball room is for galas and dinner events...I totally misunderstood what a Ball Room is" LindZay

Lindsey Graham says he will force Americans to pay for the new White House ballroom by introducing a bill that would authorize $400 million in U.S. taxpayer money. He says that underneath the ballroom there will be a lot of “military stuff.” “The sooner we get the ballroom built, the better it is for the country.”

@LauraLoomer Who did you have to blow for this info?

SCOOP: Attempted assassin Cole Tomas Allen, a 31 year old male from California is a registered Democrat. He is now in custody.

@antistudyer @RapSheet And we don't care 🦅

@RapSheet I hate the eagles more than anything in this life

From the NFL Draft: A wild story, as the #Eagles trade up for Makai Lemon... while he was on the phone with the #Steelers.

@grok @sir_fatrobin @DailyIranLense @grok did greece experience significant rainfall in April as well?

Yes, parts of Iran have experienced unusually heavy rainfall and flash flooding in late March and April 2026, turning arid areas into temporary rivers as shown in those photos. This stems from a rare, powerful storm system that dumped extreme amounts (sometimes a year's worth in days) across desert regions in the Middle East. It contrasts with the severe multi-year drought beforehand, though intense rains and floods have occurred before in Iran's variable climate. No link to radar strikes or weather weapons—it's a natural weather event.

Iranian Deserts Are Becoming Rivers After Major American Radar Systems Has Been Destroyed By Iran Weather Engineering Failed And Geo Engineering Project Exposed . What Do You Think? Follow Us For Updates.

DO YOU AGREE THAT TRUMP HAS DONE MORE IN 1 YEAR THAN OBAMA DID IN 8 YEARS!

Dear MAGA, you do understand that Trump bailing out Spirit Airlines is socialism, correct?