Zoë was here

@fesshole Smallpox vaccine to North America in 1774

My students' writing topic was "If you could send one modern item back in time to one specific era, what item and era would you pick?". Huge range from "bicycle to China, 500 BCE" to "rabid badger to Boris Johnson's college room, 1984".

@allie__voss I worked with a guy that would sign and date tiny pieces of paper and leave them around the building so he could self-righteously prove to himself where the janitors didn’t clean. He bragged about it. He was an ass in many ways.

If you do this to your cleaner you deserve 10 years minimum in a forced labor camp

@JDVance She was not deranged and his life was not in danger you lying piece of shit.

Every congressional democrat and every democrat who's running for president should be asked a simple question: Do you think this officer was wrong in defending his life against a deranged leftist who tried to run him over? These people are going to try to arrest our law enforcement for doing their jobs. The least the media could do is ask them about it. x.com/i/status/20089…

@mmph253545 @Provokethoughtz Men are so hormonal.

@Provokethoughtz Take testosterone so that your level is in the normal range for a man and then answer the question.

@Pmaxwellfnp @NewsHour @WmBrangham It’s weird to find that he’s actually successful at something.

@NewsHour @WmBrangham He is, in between ranting speeches and golf games, working hard to do as much foundational damage in as many corners of government as possible

In an unusual move, the Trump administration is recalling the ambassadors from nearly 30 countries around the world. @WmBrangham has more.

@stm_Orange Ça devient ridicule.

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@stm_Orange This is getting ridiculous.

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@0x45o Mine is me sitting on the shoulder of some random human that visited me at the parrot rescue.

can yall pls tell me the lore behind your profile pictures

@fesshole My husband used Four Seasons Total Landscaping background in a parent-teacher meeting and the teacher couldn’t stop laughing.

Noticed in remote Teams meetings that a lot of colleagues use custom backgrounds in their camera feeds instead of showing their real house behind them. So I've started using a background photo of my actual home office that's actually behind me.

@TheOnlyEsta I don’t know what I’m seeing because I’m too distracted by the moobs.

What do you see here???????

@AP4Liberty Canada just elected a guy with a PhD in economics from Oxford. Maybe Trump can ask him for some advice.

Being on Team Trump doesn’t mean clapping for bad ideas. These tariffs are taxes, and they’re hurting working Americans. Support the man. Oppose the policy.

@MichelleLA1981 I definitely think you should storm the Capitol.

Canadian elections are rigged. There is no way Pierre had massive numbers at his rally and lost the election! Canada is beyond corrupt!

@RozzieVox @Acyn I think your numbers are out by a factor of 1000 so, yes, it is worse.

@Acyn WTF???? Tourism from other countries contributed $2.4 billion to the US economy in 2023 ... US tourism from other countries fell 11.6% from March2024 to March2025 that's a loss of $278 MILLION And it will only get worse!!

Reporter: On it tourism there has been a steep drop-off off in international travel to the United States. It was down 12% last month and it down even more from western Europe. Why do you think there are fewer people suddenly that want to travel to the United States? Pres. Trump: There is a little nationalism there, I guess, perhaps. It is not a big deal. But with the dollar being where it is -- you know, China would always fight for having a low dollar. Japan would always fight for having a low dollar

@RVal1995 @Theholisticpsyc If it’s so great why don’t they do it with adults in the workplace?

@Theholisticpsyc Parents who don't spank their kids lack parenting skills

Parents who spank their children lack communication skills.

@VioletDante We are lucky to have him.

Mark Carney is arguably the greatest economic/finance mind to ever lead a country in the history of the modern world. People like him virtually never get into politics. Not only did he run the central banks of two G7 countries (only living person to do so). He worked in a

@JoJoFromJerz “Mom! Did you bring my mittens?”

Caption contest!

@PhaedraGoddess @ask_aubry And certainly not sharing them with other women.

@zoe_bee_ @ask_aubry We cannot have women forming their own opinions!

Dale forgetting to switch accounts and gender.

@ask_aubry Dale has 4 children. If we follow the 10% likelihood of anyone being LGBTQ, then there’s a 34% chance that at least one of his kids will be. Dale needs a plan to address the issue that LGBTQ kids are 5 times more likely to commit suicide than non-LGBTQ kids.

@PhaedraGoddess @ask_aubry He had to ban his wife from the internet for her own good because she started following @ask_aubry

@ask_aubry If his “wife” is led by him, why doesn’t he make her respond to the filth he tweets? Seems like Dale has to lead his hand instead.

@MariusTonio @jchristianoneil @dieworkwear Impact is a noun but people have been using it as a verb for so long that it’s now just accepted as a verb. Purists hate it. I hate it. The correct alternative to “affect” would be “have an impact.”

@jchristianoneil @dieworkwear Can you explain the difference to me?

If Grunt Style decide to sell direct, they can set their own price, which could be lower than $76. But they also have to pay for customer acquisition, which involves online advertising, photography, insurance, rent, returns, customer service, and such. This costs money.