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@zoeeeeeeezoe

pink eye survivor

Katılım Mart 2013
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the accessory of the summer will be the armpit chemical burn i gave myself via natural deodorant
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they need to do sodom and gomorrah on the grove and the americana/galleria
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you can take a horse to water and you can make it drink if you say the right words and wear a perfect outfit
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I thought I was having a stroke
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@gilbieman Ari’s wandering around trying to find good service to call his wife - only to hang up on her to answer Lloyd
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When the entourage episode is like E and Vince go to Little Saint James with Harvey Weinstein because they’re opening a new urth caffé there
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Went on a hike with a straight girl and she took more pictures of me in those 4 hours than my parents have in my entire life
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Coworker trying to out-woke me because I wear sambas and eat snacks with Red 40. Do not try me, 50% of my friends will be nonbinary by 2030 and your wife’s haircut indicates hate in her heart.
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my body keeps the score and the scoreboard is spurts of diarrhea
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sending this to my ex who dealt with my untreated bpd
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you will be crossing at a crosswalk in los angeles california. and the driver coming towards you will speed up
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My news resolution is to get back the trash bins my neighbors stole and to always merge like a huge bitch
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many thought dead salmon on the head was just another microtrend, but it's proving to be a timeless classic. don't be afraid to pull out this staple piece!
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if you have kaiser permanente be careful. no one's coming to save you. if it's an hmo don't play pick up basketball
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feels like Amanda Seyfried is a fanning sister. But she’s just also a good-natured blonde
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@oldpalcal We insist on a view of the Eiffel Tower. That’s in Amsterdam right?
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@zoeeeeeeezoe stairs aren't good because our schnauzer, Bo, is arthritic. if there's room for my elderly mother that's great but no worries if not, a trampoline room is more important.
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when they film an episode of house hunters international do you think they have to tell one person to be a miserable evil freak bitch the entire time or do they do that intuitively
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