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remember im an actual himejoshi for real and not just as a bit. watch my utenanthy amv. youtu.be/ksEmzPF0A5Y?si…

I blanked out and did the teacher student swap arkco thing

@diegovane_ Dude showed his shoes to his friend and he said, “Adi, das wunderbar!” And he said, “hmm… ‘Adi-das’… ja…”

pornelius hubert

🙂‍↕️🩷 #witchhatatelier #wha

i never resonated with a comic so much oh my god.

if murder is illegal then handcuff me. but not really haha. i am innocent.

@arachnidCommie @hyfenphaye this is clearly a semantic issue. for the record i was counting the scene of shaggy and scooby jerking off together on the diving boards as a sex scene, even though it technically doesnt count

"Don't be sorry. Be fierce."

rush party

A father and son get in a horrible car accident, they’re both badly injured, and they’re taken to separate hospitals. When the son is getting ready for surgery, the doctor says "I can’t perform on him, I'm his mother!" How is this possible?

drew a poster for "FARM-BOY: The Adventures of Farm-Man when he was a Boy"

This is the best tiktok about the backrooms because it includes a helpful mnemonic to remember that red is the normal color for blood to be

successfully avoided this bc when i was freshly 18 on grindr a random man gave me a paragraph’s worth of information about what everything meant on the app with the emojis and spellings of things bc he saw how young i was and i never saw him again. truly my hero.

genuinely. genuinely. this shit rules

Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): In 32 BBY, Ratts Tyrell, Boonta Eve podracer, my friend, died. He fucking died.

@C0WB0YCAPTAIN how is it larp if you speak the language. theres no rp. its just live action. youre literally doing it

not sure what's wrong with a ghost director if it's a horror film. i feel like they would really understand what's scary

dentist after examining my teeth: [frowning] i don’t like this [taking his tools out of my mouth] i don’t like teeth anymore

I'm making a superhero movie