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@0rbitals fr like let's give some of this energy to politicians or tech CEOs or literally anyone else

the kind of information some ppl find abt these guys is fucking insane 😭 like stop stalking hockey players and go become an investigative journalist or smth goddamn

@kkaprison genuinely one in a million edit it will live in my mind forever probably

@zoloveswild ME AS WELL phia changed my life with this edit it gives me hope for myself and my flop team

i am so grateful for hockey i can’t even put it into words

@kkaprison no joke i've been watching this edit before job interviews just bc of the insane about of hopecore it fils me with

This shit means something to me

@wildveto #FAKENEWS

#ISTANDWITHMYCANCELLEDWIFE #TARASENKOFORLIFE

everyone on the team needs to run counting drills at the next practice

big sexy we need a hattrick NOW

BIG SEXY THANK YOU!!!

what the hell is happening with this game bro 😭i am out at dinner w a friend and keep checking my phone hoping we finally do SOMETHING and yet…

“what’s harder than this” trying to save my future when all i wanna do is watch hockey

@0rbitals ok but i was gonna lose my sanity

like girl chill you’re not gonna lose the house

i was yelling at my tv last night like i bet my college fund on that damn game 😭

@Asukaz_z this is too good LMFAO

no fucking way we are talking about spurgeon and hughes like they were equally good captains lmfao

@ellehockey like a knife to the heart FR

@zoloveswild At one point they literally said the words “they were awful” like come on

why are the announcers airing out our march slump??that's family business bro let's be discreet

@hockeybee97 i know brinkstar would have saved us 😔

this wouldn’t have happened if Bobby had played

how am i supposed to survive 4+ games of this my heart will give out

OTTERTURD IS DOPING HE's LITERALLY DOPING SOMEONE DO SOMETHING

KIRILL YOUR TIME IS NOW.... power play hatty plsssss

JAKE OTTERTURD YOU WILL BEGIN TO COUGH IN 3......2......1.....

@rowanisred I CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS

@zoloveswild IM SO STRESSED RN

SOMEBODY IN A WHITE SWEATER PLEASE

jason robertson fuck you and your damn cat and your ugly cop jersey