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What if I was a little wet green alien and I slapped my little wet hand on your thigh and asked you for Marlboro Reds with telepathy, would you still love me.

they/Creature Katılım Ağustos 2019
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𝙕𝙊𝙇𝙔@zolykon·
I usually never play superhero games cuz without fail, I yearn for a gun, why do I gotta punch the same guy 6 times til he passes out. A gun would solve this.
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Bee@RealBubbleBee·
@zolykon POV you’re Hispanic
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𝙕𝙊𝙇𝙔@zolykon·
Who need spatula to cook when have hand
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MK@MacaroniiBagel·
the devil exists and he’s telling me to cut my hair into a bob again
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𝙕𝙊𝙇𝙔@zolykon·
POV me trying to play the game with no glasses
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𝙕𝙊𝙇𝙔@zolykon·
Its so funny seeing my dad get mad about me not caring about what my car looks like. I have it paid off, if it runs good im happy.
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𝙕𝙊𝙇𝙔@zolykon·
Its almost midnight, why the hell am I smelling someone grilling hotdogs
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𝙕𝙊𝙇𝙔@zolykon·
Im turning on factory settings on myself ✨️gaming in the basemnt✨️
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MK@MacaroniiBagel·
great night to go out on the town
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