Zombie Jesus Christ

Do you ever get your hands caught on doorknobs? No... just me? #SacrilegeSunday #ZombieJesus

@D_Sharpie12 @TheTweetOfGod

@TheTweetOfGod Yeah?... And how's that working out for ya??

I'm in it for the money.

@ayumidah @TheTweetOfGod Yes, send more gold.

@TheTweetOfGod So was that one guy right and people just haven't given enough for Jesus to stop slacking and come back down here already?

@TheTweetOfGod Tithing was my idea don’t forget

@lilredridingwud Dad likes it when you stare at Him while. 😉

@DukeBell7 @Kindofokish @need_tums_now So call them back 🤷🏻‍♂️

@Kindofokish @need_tums_now Either way those two people needed that job. She probably had more experience then those two, so basically she fucked them.

@daisymserrano @need_tums_now Dad said he’s ready to take away your speaking privileges if you don’t cut it out 👀

@YoMamaWally @almightygod Stop following me 😉

This article says that the mass graves in Catholic schoolyards were “worth it” because some of the kids became Christians first. #EmptyThePews because that mindset is dangerous and evil.

instagram.com/reel/COaYvNCjR… #zombiejesus #latergram

Gonna be chilling at @SpookyEmpire tonight! See y’all at the pool... just save me some water to turn into wine. 😎 🍷 #spookyempire #zombiejesus

@TBelmont_1 @Ah_Science More likely.

@Ah_Science I dunno, thinking about it.

@TinFoilAwards @Ah_Science

Happy Easter, everyone. Just remember, he will always find you. Even in your dreams.

@zombieofgod hey! It's your day. Happy for you!

@RyanAFournier Luckily for me there wasn’t a global pandemic happening outside my tomb back then... if there was you can bet your ass I would’ve stayed locked down. #smh

Lockdowns don’t work. Just ask Jesus. Happy Easter!

Let me just get this straight. Jesus died on a Friday and rose again 3 days later? So why is everything closed today and not tomorrow? Doesn't add up.

@ParosTom Debatable 😂

Question of the Day, Did Jesus exist?

/mumbles “Five more minutes Dad” #Easter2021 #ZombieJesusDay

@JustStacie5683 I should be offended, but I really just want a cookie now.

Happy #ZombieJesusDay