mars 🐀

if u say ur “healed” bc u found a reason to live and that reason is a Romantic partner ur probably not healed at all and it’s gonna Fail miserably

i have an itch. and the only way to get rid of it is for me to wake up next to you every morning, your scent the first thing infiltrating my nose, long before i even get the chance to open my eyes. i need to wake up to the warmth of your skin beside me; i need you.

scar should’ve killed like 20 more state alchemists idgaf

i havent ACTUALLY been on twitter in years how does one make oomfs now.... am i unc... oh god

someone more talented than me make a spamton animatic

real ones watched it on a four inch 3Ds screen age 7

If you’re past the age of 16 you can’t start watching soul eater you missed your chance

Jax’s whole mental breakdown just makes more sense if you consider that in his mind he was doing the equivalent to putting buckets on a Skyrim shopkeeper’s head to rob them

His name WAS Caine He WAS your bitch

Smoking weed with Scarecrow and punching him in the face everytime I get scared

Another one for the “Jax was a chud who got bullied irl and initially thought the other humans in the circus were NPCs he could abuse to feel in control for once and has been increasingly deluding himself of that after his behaviour caused one of them to abstract” pile. HAHAHA

Please tell me he's not

the guy named Scratch had a Tumor? yeah I bet he did, Gooseworx. I bet he did.

randomized sim kind of human being

i saw a (self proclaimed) transphobic lesbian on hetalia twitter earlier and i was bewildered

this sounds so dumb. babies first day as a lesbian

im struggling bc i rlly do align with butch as in.. ideals and that I mostly present masculine day to day, but I also genuinely enjoy being feminine so Im not sure if thats a label I can claim if im not Fully Committed or wtv

complimented a kid with trans patches at my work and he got SO EXCITED and gave me a bracelet... maybe the world is good after all

yeah hilarious man