Gramps

BREAKING: Mike Vrabel has informed the Patriots he plans to retire as head coach and join JP Morgan’s leveraged finance team.

Blackjacks dealer steals 300 of my hard earned money and gives me shit when I don’t say thank you when I leave. Ur lucky I even let u touch the chips my hand grazed

I hope I can get married one day so I can be divorced #coolhobbies

What it do X. Happy Friday. Let’s drink til we can’t feel feelings anymore am I right @🐅 #krautsnotfunny

No scandals. No affairs. No interceptions. Just a terrible football coach.

The Mamdani Mets

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I go to academic advisor drop ins and ask the wait these 🥷 tell me 18 min because we have 1.5 advisors

@TheMetsX I like Bo hitting ahead of Soto, he’ll get more pitches in the zone and will be the best way to get him to come around

This would be my lineup tonight if Soto is back 1) LF - Juan Soto 2) 3B - Bo Bichette 3) SS - Francisco Lindor 4) C - Francisco Alvarez 5) DH - MJ Melendez 6) CF - Luis Robert Jr. 7) 1B - Mark Vientos 8) RF - Carson Benge 9) 2B - Marcus Semien

Nobody can do this shit but gramps

The Mets DONT play baseball today LFG!!!!

@Mets @metsbatflip1 This is the highest payroll in baseball?

Tonight’s starters ⚾️ #LGM

Francisco Mamdani & his wife had every right-wing player traded from this team and now they can't score a run.

Don’t ever tell me poverty isn’t a choice

@theUAAblower NYU would hava gotten beat down and prolly enjoyed it. Bunch of dick lickers on that squad also apparently their hazing involved jerking off to pictures of zohran

Lots to break down with this Brandeis/NYU postgame scuffle Best part? Mocklis #20 thinking he's tough and leading the charge for NYU Howladar #4 of NYU with a cute little helmet toss (5’ 8” btw) McDonough #5 of NYU with a nice little leap over the foul line to avoid the chalk

@nickysmokess Season 2 of smiling friends. Duhhhhhh

You can only pick one… you taking entourage or game of thrones? I think I’m going entourage.

@metsbatflip1 It’s not fucking funny Batflip. We are getting brutally raped out there get ur shit together. This is why u will never be nym news or metsrsl

Christian Scott’s photo of Jonah Tong at the Buffalo Sabres game tonight has me dying😭🤣 Via IG.

@BohmIsKing First words in ur bio is the Mets btw

TAKE A LOOK AT THE METS TOP PROSPECT CARSON BENGE 😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯 HE IS LOOKING REALLY GOOD OUT THERE 🔥🔥🔥🫣🫣🫣