Zach Silberman

i'm leaving new york if they create a Digital Map of the City

@badgalbetsy @mahaaaay The Bryn Mawr Wawa is a Villanova institution for those who live off campus

@mahaaaay and??

a pope that has been to wawa

The plan: Plant a hidden daughter story so you can call your opponent out about fact checking and win the rap battle on a technicality

what an unbelievable week to have been a part of and to have witnessed the magic behind Saturday Night Live!!! An experience unlike any other. So grateful for all the trust to have me host and perform. Thank you Lorne for making my dreams come true. Thank you to the incredible cast and all the writers. I've had the most incredible time getting to work with you this week and just laugh my head off non stop. Thank you Steve, Brian, Rebecca and Sam for taking care of me daily and checking in throughout. Thank you Donna for holding my hand (literally) and running me up and down studio 8H making sure I get into all my costumes and wigs in time. Thank you Wally for teaching me the magical skill of cue cards. Thank you Gena for being my set godmutha and making sure everything runs smoothly and for being so lovely and encouraging throughout this week!! Thank you Mary-Ellen who just takes the best pictures... I love being infront of your lense. I feel like the luckiest girl in the world. Thank you to my team who make this all happen. Kathy we dreamed this up a long time ago and its been our wish come true!! My band and dancers, Peter, William, Charm, Sharon on creative direction and musical direction and choreo, my ride or dies... My dad, Sofia, Olivia, Maisy, Rae and my glam fam who made me feel like a million dollars Jahleel, Amir, Peter, Katie and Mei A MILLION THANK YOUUUUS! + my family and best friends who flew in to be with me last night!!!! THANK YOU SNL FOR HAVING ME IN YOUR ORBIT!!!!! @nbcsnl !!!!! (Watch it all in full on youtubeeeee)

Screw it, Manny Margot Dodgers highlights

Make haste bro we haven’t much time

BREAKING: Japanese superstar Yoshinobu Yamamoto agrees to deal with Dodgers, per @JackCurryYES

The best in Sho. Welcome to the Los Angeles Dodgers, Shohei Ohtani! ロサンゼルス・ドジャースへようこそ、大谷翔平！

RT @BleacherReport: BREAKING: Shohei Ohtani announces he is signing with the the Dodgers

Loving the idea of naming kids after cities. Lots of possibilities. Cannot wait for child #9 “Fresno Hilton”

Madame Web box office:

Russell Wilson after reading this:

Getting back into photography

She's looking like she's about to greet Obi Wan on Utapau

dumb fucking piece of shit

the climax of Oppenheimer, where he flies the bomb out over the ocean and away from Gotham City, is incredibly powerful

Running around!

tf did u just say? Bro hold my warby parkers