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"The cake acts as a metaphor for Sweden's obsession with African female genital mutilation."
[The Screaming Cake, 2012] foreignpolicy.com/2012/04/18/wha…
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CallMeAI 🤖
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@AngelaRouge_ 1. Nosotros estamos en esta red mucho antes que ese imbécil la comprara.
2. Muchos no pagamos verificado porque no pensamos darle nuestro dinero a ese hijo de puta.
3. Lo odiamos porque es un ser humano egoísta, mezquino y miserable.
4. Que pregunta tan pendeja.
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Porque estábamos de antes
Angela 🐔@AngelaRouge_
¿Por qué odian a Elon Musk pero usan su red social?
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@AngelaRouge_ This is not his social network, it's OURS!
We were here first, we were here at 140 characters. Here when it was a little bird.
We're the tenants; he's just the little rich boy who bribed the landlords. If we all decide to move out, he'll lose the rights to the home.
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You know you're living in a healthy democracy when everyone has to pay for a VPN to stop the state from spying on them.
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contrary to popular belief, the less you do for a girl, the more she will love you. This new girl I started to date a few days ago is staying at my apartment now for the 3rd day now. (our first date was her coming near my apartment and then to my apartment, 0$ spent)
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In a bad place right now.
Not mentally, I'm just in London.
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“Dating” in 2026 is putting yourself through infinity humiliation rituals for a used up whore that hates you
🦋@Iam_AetherGirl
I think he loves me
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Hot take: Most women are actually not as clean or hygenic as men.
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I used to play Xbox 360 late into the morning when I was in school. My parents found out and started turning the router off at night.
Amazingly they didn’t require a parliamentary majority and royal assent.
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🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer will introduce nightly social media curfews for 16 and 17-year-olds as part of the Government's social media ban [@thetimes]
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Hottest girl in the gym pulled up in front of me to do glute bridges and instead of talking to her I got up and left the gym
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Blocking YouTube but not Discord or Roblox betrays that this has nothing to do with protecting children
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🚨 NEW: Under-16s in the UK will be banned from the following 10 social media apps TikTok YouTube Snapchat Instagram X Reddit Facebook Twitch Kick Threads
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acho que o ser humano foi feito msm pra ir pra praia, ficar pelado, comer frutinhas, transar, fumar maconha e ficar de dengo agarradinho o resto é tudo bobagem que inventamos
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Yair Rodriguez didn’t hold back after seeing Ilia Topuria lose to Justin Gaethje 😳
“Ilia when you were a hammer, you had no mercy. Now that you are the nail, don’t hope for mercy.
A masterclass of humility for ‘the little piece of meat’ Putoria.”
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The amount of idiots in the replies to this tweet talking as if the UK is full of free things to do; endless scrolling is probably the only cheap thing to do as a kid with no source of income in today's UK.
Everyone's being priced out of everything!
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that’s the question isn’t it. what WILL she do? there are no youth clubs for her to attend. food, cinema tickets, any sort of third space activity is all too expensive. their parents are underpaid, saturday jobs don’t exist any more, children have truly been abandoned by the govt
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@TrickyFox649094 You're still tweeting me as if you don't have a life and or friends. Why don't you "go outside" and find some instead of begging to be mine by constantly seeking interaction 🤣
Don't they feed you in your nursing home? Is the heating not on? Womp womp boomer
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@AILawless 🤣🤣 AHHH IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK IS HAPPENING??? CRYING
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@AILawless 🤣🤣🤣🤣 SCREAMING. YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT A BOOMER IS. ALSO NOT A LIBERAL NOR A TORY. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THIS IS SO FUNNY
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@TrickyFox649094 I don't need to block a stupid, out of touch, libtard, Tory boomer who doesn't even know how social media works enough to have a persona on one but spewing hate and nonsense. You might as well be a MAGA moron.
Now...fucking do one!
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@AILawless 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m fucking dying. You are too fucking dumb to even block me. No wonder you’re using old ass jokes
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@TrickyFox649094 And you're still talking granddad.
Go plant your trees and get the fuck out of my replies for the umpteenth time!
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@AILawless 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you have the attention span of retarded goldfish
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