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It’s 4:2 by the order of the GOAT himself 🤷‍♂️

Tough to be Irish... "What's your name?" asked the teacher. "Mohammad," he replied. "You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as Mike. Mohammad returned home after school. "How was your day, Mohammad?" his mother asked. "My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland, and now my name is Mike”. "Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonour your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" And his mother beat the shit out of him. Then she called his father, who beat the shit out of him again. The next day, Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his fresh bruises. "What happened to you, Mike?" she asked. "Well, shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two f00king Arabs."

Body count back to zero He died for our sins

“Fvck fake friends” Abeg I be fake friends, make una fvck me

shoutout to Jesus, i never would die for you bastards.

@omilli_gaga @Math_files What were you thinking making that stupid vow

@Math_files 😂😂 I made a vow not to laugh through out this year, but you cracked me!!

If you commit crime 90 times you'll get caught only 45 times Because Sin 90 = Cot 45

My rates are very reasonable

You’re looking down on yourself ke? There’s someone out there that thinks you’re the coolest person they’ve ever crossed paths with.

Most especially those Southern Kaduna girls and some stupid Unijos girls

What's with the tradition of quoting normal posts in strange languages

Why do certain apps think they can pause my music…you’re nothing and no one

people who were called by their surname in school were elite

“what are your hobbies” MASTURBATINGGGGG🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

@MeetIjeoma @zach_haigney They still have friends 😁 It's still bound to happen....it's inevitable

@zach_haigney Man, this is why I’m not rushing to give my kids their own devices. Nine feels way too young for that search to pop into his head from the internet. Sucks that it’s basically inevitable now. You monitoring the situation is smart though.

my nine year old son searched “nakid girls” I’ve been preparing for this moment my whole life

we Dey play whot, I bring out the “I need” card, you ask me wetin I need, I say I need gle. You come Dey vex. If e reach turn ask for cross

The 3 most important events in human history: 1. The birth of Jesus. 2. The death of Jesus. 3. The resurrection of Jesus.

A rare picture of me and Cristiano Ronaldo in the same frame

Easi moni, Aella, PalmPay, EZ Loan, Apex Loan, Smart Naira, Tloan, Aida, Carbon, Branch, FairMoney, PalmCredit, Okash, QuickCheck, Renmoney, CredPal, NewCredit, 9Credit, Lcredit, KiaKia, Specta, Kwikpay, Migo, Payhippo, Umba, Zedvance, Sokoloan, CashBean, EaseMoni Plus… Christ has paid it all. 🙏

33 goals to go, Mashallah