Buzzsaw (Human Event)

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@Dragstrips__ Well my schedule is always empty so anytime you're available I am too

@BetterSoundBird May take a bit though I had a lot of things scheduled….this is much more important though…

I win by reading this you automatically lose and I will have won loser!!!

@Dragstrips__ Wonderful!!

@BetterSoundBird I have a reputation dear but please…please do next time I see you…speaking of which I’m going to go clear the rest of my schedule for today….

@Dragstrips__ You needn't restrain your reaction darling

@BetterSoundBird YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!-erm…i mean….sure whatever

@Dragstrips__ I suppose one benefit to not being a bird is that I am capable of kissing you if you'd like

@BetterSoundBird I’m sorry dear I’m sure you’ll figure it out i believe in you

@Dragstrips__ It's still horribly inefficient

@BetterSoundBird THATS PROGRESS!!!

@Dragstrips__ Slowly and whilst leaning against a wall

@BetterSoundBird I couldn’t find any books sadly sooooo….have you figured out how to walk?

@Dragstrips__ Hello!!!

@BetterSoundBird Hi hi I’m back hello!!!

@blastinatorr I do not care for this either, Blaster. I have to learn how to /walk/

@BetterSoundBird eug.

buzz..brain...?😥😥

@blastinatorr I am aware.

@BetterSoundBird OH PRIMUS. you're.....

[Buzzsaw is stumbling about the halls, clinging to the walls, horrendously confused by her current predicament] [Open int ig]

@Dragstrips__ Goodbye!

@BetterSoundBird …good luck with that buzz I’ll come by when I can to check up on you but I’ve gotta manage some stuff really quick…I’ll try and find you some books on human biology while I’m at it…bye hon

@Dragstrips__ Yes, yes of course. Though an unfortunate thing about this is that I do not know how to walk and I am incredibly fragile

@BetterSoundBird I mean I’m attracted to you because of who you are I mean in all fairness you are normally a bird

@Dragstrips__ What?

@BetterSoundBird Well I’m glad that never a factor

@Dragstrips__ Of course it does! The only difference is my species and entire appearance

@BetterSoundBird Well nice to know that remains

@Dragstrips__ Herheehehwhwhherhhwgqhehrheehhehehe

@BetterSoundBird I uh…I’ll just use one finger #pat

@Dragstrips__ That is up to you but I would not stop you

@BetterSoundBird …I don’t want to risk it….

@Dragstrips__ I'm sure it'd be fine. Probably

@BetterSoundBird Oh. Uh……okay then….id pet you but im concerned I’d crush you..

@Dragstrips__ Right. Yes. I do not know how this has occurred. But I am Buzzsaw.

@BetterSoundBird Uh…hi?