Hiding From My Boss

@tedlieu @joncoopertweets @grok Hey cut him some slack. He's tired from staying up late rage-tweeting lies all night.

@joncoopertweets @grok is this a real photograph?

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

@InfoAgeStrategy I'm a lifelong Republican and Air Force vet who was smart enough not to vote for Trump at all. How can you be smart enough to be an 05 and yet dumb enough to vote for Trump even once, much less three times? Amazing.... :(

I am a lifelong Republican who voted for Trump three times. However, I will not continue to support this administration if they continue kissing Putin's a** and failing to support Ukraine. That would be an absolute deal breaker for me.

@StarkistAq @P_Hegre 10 I'm tall so I go for the tall ones. Two is runner up because she's also tall and has a great smile.

RT @P_Hegre Wall of wonders

@memechaotic I worked at McDees in the 80s before they got the clam shell grills. We did basically the same thing except we had to turn them over once. I've cooked approximately one billion of those, and a billion eggs from the breakfast shift...

I can’t believe I eat this.

@StarkistAq 1 Super hot and looks like the one I'd be mostly likely to talk into going to a nudist campground with me.

Relish

@n_libeg @vashikoo Yep. I came here to mention The Americans also.

@vashikoo The Americans erasure continues…youtu.be/hIq7An6ocQM

Two of the greatest TV episodes ever used the same Dire Straits song for maximum impact. Here they are played together in sync, panned left and right in perfect alignment. Music is the invisible filmmaking glue that shapes story, emotion and our memories.

@Slc1021 @FordJohnathan5 It hurts me to say this but you are absolutely correct.

@FordJohnathan5 I love Pete Buttigeig and would happily vote for him. Sadly, despite his knowledge and other qualities, America is not ready for an openly gay president. Unfortunately, I don't believe a highly qualified woman could be elected, either.

BREAKINGNEWS: Pete Buttigieg has thousands lined up for his rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Pete Buttigeig could be one of the front-runners for 2028 Democratic Party. 🚨

@SarahLongwell25 So would my dog

I think Kamala Harris would be doing a much better job handling foreign policy than Donald Trump is.

@Cum4DaysX Kennedy Leigh. Probably my favorite porn actress of all time. :) Does anyone know if she's still working?

@NFL @chargers Big F'n deal. I used to squat 400lbs by myself in the gym with no one around to spot me. I usually did two or three reps of that weight. I work in computers and just casually lifted while in the Air Force. But everyone sure looked excited.. LOL

Rashawn Slater made 450 pounds look like light work 😮‍💨 (via @chargers)

@BrookeShields Hey Brooke. You're looking awesome. We're the same age. As a teenager, you and Justine Bateman were my two big time crushes. Well, Valerie Bettinelli was in there too, but it was too hard to compete with Eddie Van Halen... :) Still love ya tho...

Feels like a lifetime ago… the 90s, babe!

@FlashingEmma @BralessGirlsTV @TheEllieJames I'm guessing the middle girl wouldn't sign the release? :) Too bad. She's hot

Getting random girls to flash with me on the street is my new favorite hobby 😜 The full video is absolutely unhinged, full of random hot girls, and live now exclusively on BralessForever! @BralessGirlsTV @TheEllieJames

@sahilkapur If he'd paid attention he would have known. What a dumbshit.

Miami-Dade man who voted for Trump says ICE "kidnapped" his partner of 20 years, who is Cuban. 8 months detained, she hasn't seen a judge and could be deported to Cuba. "I didn't vote for this," he says. "I'm sorry. I didn't know this was going to happen." local10.com/news/local/202…

@PornosaurusRexx I've worked in IT almost my entire adult life, and this has never happened to me. :(

@memechaotic What a dumbfuck. wow.

After paying $4,000 at auction a man immediately destroyed a Taylor Swift guitar.

@factpostnews Hey dipshit, all this info was available long before he ran in the 2020 election. Thanks for finally showing up to the party, but you're years too late to do anything about it.

Three-time Trump voter: I voted for Trump, but I really want to apologize. I'm looking at this awful picture of the Obamas. What an embarrassment to our country. All this man does is tell lies. He is not worthy of the presidency. He takes bribes blatantly, and now he's being a racist blatantly. He's pathetic as a president, and I just want to apologize to everybody in the country for supporting this rotten, rotten man.

@OccupyDemocrats It happens enough there's a form for it? Wow, Congress is not made up of the best and brightest....

BREAKING: OMG HOW DUMB DO YOU HAVE TO BE? Lauren Boebert humiliates herself by revealing she somehow made a mistake while voting “yea” or “nay” on CRITICAL healthcare vote…and then brags about doing the WRONG thing! Last night, the House passed a bill to extend desperately needed healthcare subsidies and stop millions of people from being kicked off their health insurance. One of the surprising “yea” votes was none other than MAGA extremist Lauren Boebert. Except once this was highlighted by Punchbowl News’ Jake Sherman, Boebert tried to hit him with the “um, actually” and posted a picture of her holding an “incorrect vote form” that said she actually wanted to vote “nay.” How do you mess up a two-answer question? AS A CONGRESSWOMAN? With the healthcare of MILLIONS of people on the line? It’s hard to fathom which degree of stupidity we’re dealing with here. Is this a clumsy attempt to have her cake and eat it too by voting both “yes” AND “no” to appease both the MAGA hardliners and the people who will have their healthcare premiums skyrocket by an average of 114%? Or did she really just flub the most basic function of her job, which is to make the correct decision between “yes” and “no?” Thankfully, the bill still passed even with Boebert switching her vote to “no.” But it’s just another demonstration that your most basic rank-and-file Republican is not only incapable of doing the right thing, but also incapable of doing the wrong thing the right way. These are all the worst people on the planet in politics. Vote them ALL out in November!

@songsungbluemov Saw it a few days ago. Loved it! Great story, even though those two can't seem to catch a break. But still great anyway.

Hugh Jackman and Kate Hudson star in SONG SUNG BLUE, based on the true story that’s winning hearts everywhere. In theaters NOW!

@Colts @Allegiant Does he have to go back to school tomorrow, or is he on Christmas break?

kick is good‼️

@StateDept What a joke. The world is doubled over laughing at us for electing a criminal pedophile to the presidency.

This Thanksgiving, we’re grateful for President Trump. Because of his bold and visionary leadership, our nation commands respect on the world stage. We are incredibly proud of our president for always putting America first 🇺🇸🙏