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@ssrwives @HedProtag Its not enough to steal a guys game, you are also trying to sue him for having a consistent art style and for using a menu(?)

Hello, we hope to have a major update soon on our legal battle to retrieve our IP: In the meantime, we want to note that we are aware of @HedProtag’s work on SIN Chronicles, which, in our view, appears to be an effort to continue misappropriating the IP at issue and financially benefiting from it. SIN Chronicles is evidently derivative of SSRWives and seems to replicate its core mechanics, art, and overall style. We intend to enforce our legal rights with respect to the IP we purchased, including against any original or derivative works that unlawfully infringe upon or exploit that IP. We will also pursue all appropriate remedies against parties who are financing, supporting, or otherwise contributing to the continued exploitation of that property and the resulting unjust enrichment.

how can anyone be anti-Saturn? look at her, she's so pretty. who could hate her?

@losso3000 Huh, I grew up seeing teletex on TV, but this is my first time creating it. From what I am reading, this would be due to the control character? Would this affect changing the background colour on a new line? Would you be able to do it without having a visible blank character?

@CapStasher The more Teletext, the merrier, I guess, but the vibey interpretation of, well, what Teletext means irks me

To that end, I made my own Teletext graphic generator. You can choose between multiple colour palettes, or make your own, and export the result as an image. Link in comments. This is a byproduct of me trying to create templates for my future web-based live Teletext project.

This must be what women suconsciously think, because if you ever fall asleep around one they will invent something to wake you up and argue about.

@tenmamaemi D :

@CapStasher finally a new reason to not read chat 😎

never attempt to pop a pimple under the eye never.

@tenmamaemi This could have been you. Chat would call you "Blindma"

@CapStasher nah

I have terrible news for you.

@NotStrongBow 掘るのをやめる

@CapStasher >UK flag >Account based in europe >Types in japanese

Troonism is a fucking pandemic

なぜ彼の両手は、『ひぐらしのなく頃に』のオリジナルキャラクターデザインの両手に似ているのでしょうか？

@ptephine "Wife requirements: Female"

@CapStasher Grats bro, looks like you've got yourself some wife material following you

Who are they? Why are they here? Is this my popular phase?

@olyxirtvrn How did bro take the picture?

no phones in the cell chamber so I printed my timeline before going in

Quick check-in on the Reform Youth Wing:

Netanyahu, I summon thee to rise from the depths of hell and set off the foid extinction bomb.

@SuzuhaDaily You got this on good authority?

steam sale tomorrow