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@stuey_beef Thought you cunts believed that phones were being stolen by the tonne, every second of the day in the UK? Why do you doubt this one? Wasn't it Sunak who had his nicked as well?

Of all the phones in Britain, the only one that gets ‘stolen’ is the device holding Keir Starmer’s chief of staff’s secret Mandelson‑Epstein messages – conveniently just before Parliament forces No10 to hand everything over. And we’re expected to believe this isn’t a cover‑up?

@LDSLaw It will be global, the celebration will reach every street on every habitable section of the entire planet.

Donald Trump, at almost 80, is going to die sooner than we think. Bookmark this. When Trump passes, there will be an absolute ORGY of grotesque delight on the Left and even among moderates. They will celebrate in the streets and hold parties. It will be a macabre display, such as we've never seen yet. It will make their celebration of Charlie Kirk's murder look like your great aunt Mildred's church tea party. Mark my words.

@NickTenconi What a load of bollocks

Christians were blocked from marching in Liverpool by the police. They wouldn’t dare do this to Muslims, Jews, Sikhs or Hindus! Christianity is under attack.

@Clainy6 @likesretirement @PeterStefanovi2 @SteveReedMP Now the gammon will get angry because of your benefits!

@PeterStefanovi2 @SteveReedMP I'm getting a £600 state pension rise in April and the Wife's is £500+ Money off our energy bills. Had it been Reform or the CON-PARTY. WE WOULD HAVE BEEN IN A WAR AND SENDING OUR BOYS AND GIRLS INTO THE CONFLICT. Be very grateful we have Labour in charge.

BREAKING: “The fact that we have a much more stable economy now than the chaos we had with the Tories means we are in a better position to whether those storms when they come” Housing Secretary @SteveReedMP

Do you think BBC Laura Kuenssberg is a right wing gammon?🤔 Repost after voting please.

@antbcfc4812 @JamesDCFCCrofts Deby are shit aren't they? Even with a player like Agyemang who spent the game in Klarers pocket, they only won because Beadle had a brain fart.

@JamesDCFCCrofts You lot weren’t much better mate, was like watching 2 bottom 6 teams. Enjoy the big cup final win though

Remember Birmingham fans saying that Klarer was the best defender in the league , absolutly bullied today , their squad is much worse than they think

@PaulEmbery Reform? Yes you are correct.

For crying out loud. The head of human resources for Leeds city council wants to create a "safe space" for conversations between staff who might be upset by Nigel Farage's visit to the city next week. These people are truly nuts. Like probably demented. telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/…

@archer_rs And will have to put up with utter wankers blaming him for trumps errors, just like here in the UK with Starmer and the multiple tory fuck ups that wrecked everything.

The US President who comes after Trump will likely have to spend nearly all his first term repairing the damage that Trump has done to America.

The reaction of the far-right to any of these: Gary Lineker tweeting Interracial couples in adverts Oat milk existing Vegan sausage rolls “Too inclusive” cartoons Empathy The weather (woke now) “Lefty loon” teachers New Year’s fireworks display Easter egg packaging

Aaaaaaand they're off!

@MarkProEuropean @OscarGreta1846 Same here, I don't dazzle them with logic, I mock them with shit memes until they block me! Piss baby's the lot them.

@OscarGreta1846 name them. I'll support you

I have actually had people saying to me today in reply to some of my messages that I’m a fucking idiot if I can’t see that Trump and Farage speak truth. On days like this, I just want to disappear into a little dark cave from the idiots that are destroying this world.

Do you think Nigel Farage is a right wing gammon?🤔🍖 Repost after voting please.

@JohnCleese Its cunt blocking time!

Sewriously... What is going on in their minds It's perverse

'They've completely removed the bits of him lying through his teeth.' James O'Brien challenges you to spot the difference between Trump's rant about the BBC and how The Telegraph reported it.

@PDRNHPUK Rimmer, it goes on beyond closed doors doesn't it? Rimming, that is, especially when nige turns his back on you eh?

Six weeks on Thursday Britain is going to wake up to a Reform landslide. Decades of entrenched Liblabcon control will be washed away like patterns in the sand by the onrushing tribe. It'll be a new beginning for Britannia & it'll be glorious to behold. Spread the word,vote Reform

@BenGrahamUK @kenbarlowin1980 @gitmogator33 @Pismo_B So why haven't you done that yet, you grifting prick?

@kenbarlowin1980 @gitmogator33 @Pismo_B Appreciate the apology. It's always tough admitting you are wrong.

Britain has been a Christian nation for over 1,400 years. Through wars, plagues, and countless kings, Easter has always been celebrated. Yet now, Cadbury won’t even use the word ‘Easter’ on their eggs. When did celebrating British traditions become controversial?

@BenGrahamUK Here we go! Anyone have easter egg lies on their cunt bingo card?

@BpdLion Guaranteed

He deffo votes Reform

@dailybritainonx I would still vote labour either way

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@hanaamurakami @Patrici89225734 He is far too fucking stupid to understand what a colossal arsehole he is. He thinks everyone owes him, even for shit that happened globally when he was a child!

As a Japanese person does Trump realize how insensitive that joke was? Japan has paid in full and has been a loyal ally for decades.