Steven Croft

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 16 years, since 2 Feb 2007 (via @twi_age).

Been away from Twitter for a bit but reassured that not much has changed, still repeatedly getting mistaken for an F1 expert, or bishop @CroftyF1 @Steven_Croft

Not using Twitter much at the moment but seeing as Tony mentioned me, thought I better had!

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 15 years, since 2 Feb 2007 (via @twi_age).

@parcelforce hello, is there a reason that your driver won't leave a parcel in the safe place I specified in the ParcelForce app?

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 2 Feb 2007 (via @twi_age).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 2 Feb 2007 (via @twi_age).

@ticktock315 @ChadWeather @sjholt50 Bishops Park?

⁦@ChadWeather⁩ ⁦@sjholt50⁩ ⁦@Crofty⁩ you may not see them but there are two football pitches down there, played many a game on there in my youth. Always bloody freezing

@rita_taylor We saw that! Well done you, fantastic picture.

Love seeing my pic on news :)

@LisaMSutch That looks fabulous, have a great day!

This is about as exciting as my baking skills get 😂😂 Merry Christmas to you all! Hope everyone has a wonderful day 🎄🥰

@Pixel_8 @PastPostcard Very good!..took me a minute

How's everyone. Nudge. nudge. Anything scandalous been happening.

@ticktock315 @ChadWeather @LisaMSutch @sjholt50 @RachycCharter And the same to you and yours Antony, have a lovely time.

@ChadWeather @LisaMSutch @sjholt50 @Crofty @RachycCharter Merry Christmas one and all 🌲

@Pixel_8 No but the family opposite were!

Does anyone have neighbours with more seasonal names than us? He’s called Dec, she’s called Holly!

@Liz_Lash Brilliant!

@Crofty When I was a child, we had the shepherds next door & the angel(l)s up the road!

I’d never seen this before. Brilliant!

@denis2653 @Philippa_Perry Unless you are drinking tea and then the ONLY acceptable biscuit to dunk is a gingernut.

@Philippa_Perry There are only two acceptable biscuits, they are: dark chocolate digestives and hobnobs.

Overheard in Waitrose “ shall we buy a tin of performative biscuits, or some biscuits we actually want to eat?”

@Liz_Lash @RobToro2 It’s an odd one that imperial vs metric. I bake entirely in metric (Mrs C imperial) yet want veg and meat in imperial!

@RobToro2 @Crofty Oh, I did (I reach 60 next year) but metric just makes so much more sense. I'll pass on the tyres tip, thanks; we've not tried that!

OH's just collected veg order from the farm shop & rang me; we have 7 potatoes?? I ordered 1 small sack 🙄

@Nick_F3D @CinnamonTrust That might have been the other volunteer, Mrs C does Mon/Tues.